★★★ 10,000th post special ★★★ I broke my virginity!!!!!!!!!! ★★★

grrrr! WHY didn't any of you guys tell me what it's like??!!! See what I've been missing for 11 years??!!! grrr!!!! er, I think we can bump dis thread!!!

It was a long hard day of doing what wackos do best. They finally arrived back at Nintendo's house long after dark. Once they were inside they headed for the bedroom where the computer is, to check on DP. Mella looked around the room in awe. She had seen pictures of it before, but nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. She walked over and sat on the bed. Ninno, who hasn't had physical contact with a fellow human in years, tenses up. An evil smile begins to form on his hairy face... What have I got to lose? He thinks. He slowly makes his way over to the bed and sits down next to Mella.

Dogs and dead animals skulls are the only things that have ever dared to come into the pit that is his bedroom, and even then they didn't have a choice. This is it, Ninno thinks, Now or never. He leans over, the smell of Mella's sweet aftershave filling his nostrils, he rests his hand on Mella's leg and slowly moves it up towards........

...Mella jumped up in alarm, her half drunken glass of diet Pepsi spilling all over Nintendo's already messy floor. ''What are you doing?'' she demanded, noticeably shocked at Ninno's forward advances.

Nintendo looked hurt.. ''Come on Mella, I know you want me...don't play hard to get man. All this time we've been having those intimate IM chats must have meant something to you!''

Mella started to slowly edge towards the bedroom door, planning his escape over and over in his head. She had watched many cop shows and knew that it was best to talk calmly to your attacker. She tried to soothe Nintendo, reassuring him that it HAD meant something to him and that she was just a bit shy when it came to bum love.

Nintendo laughed .. ''No problem Mella, I understand. Did you enjoy your Pepsi? I slipped a little summit summit in there that might help you to relax.''

Mella sat down on the insect ridden floor, she had come over all woozy, her vision blurred and her head spinning. She wanted to get up and run. RUN FOR HER LIFE, but her legs felt like they had been amputated and she hadn't even got the energy to stand up.

Nintendo chuckled to himself, getting a sense of orgasmic power at the sight of his wiltering victim laying helplessly on the floor...He walked over and opened one of his cupboards. There in all it's glory was his collection of whips, chains, gimpy masks, animal skulls, dog bone dildo's and hand cuffs. He took a moment to decide what prop he wanted to use.

In the end he chose the gimpy mask & the dog lead.....

WHAT!!!!!!!!! It was a dream????!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!! *Goes back to sleep.*

A voice came from the computer. "You've got mail" it said. "Whom could it be from?" Nintendo asked himself. He went to his nerdstation and took a look. "You have a Private Message on Digitalpoint from Mella" it said.

Surprised and taken off guard, Ninno logged onto DP. His hands were shaking. "What could she want from me" he wondered as he navigated towards his inbox.

Finally the message came up and it was short, yet sweet enough to change his life forever.

"I want you, Nintendo, I always did. Come to Amsterdam and let's make love as if the world ended tomorrow" it said.

Nintendo was overcome with a warm feeling moving from his stomach downwards. He was confused and tried to log off and forget about what he just read.

"What is your phone number?" he replied to her and while she typed, he already booked a flight online.

They set a date to meet and Ninno went on KGB flight 156. He's never been to Europe, so he was about to lose 2 virginities in one trip.

The plane landed safe, yet Ninnos legs were shaking. Taking the train to Central Station, all sorts of thoughts entered his mind, all kinds of feelings cluttered up his soul.

"What would my mommy think if she knew" he wondered for a quarter of a second before a giant hardon interrupted his ability to continue the pattern of thought.

Finally the train arrived Downtown AMS. Ninno walked and went through an alley. A shady character approached him: "Hey you wanna buy some mushrooms?". "Sure, I feel a little hungry and would like a snack " he said naively. Confused about the high price, he still finished the transaction and ate 5 of them.

"Hey, you wanna check out some chicks in the Red Light District?" the guy asked him. Ninno was starting to see things. He was out of it. He nodded and went with the guy. In front of the house with the red lights in the windows, Ninno called Mella and told her where he was.

She said "I'm on my way, sweaty, go nowhere". "OK, I will be here" he said.

Once they hung up, he was feeling weak. "I have to sit down" he said. The guy took him inside the house and the hooker worked Nintendo. He couldn't fight it, it was too strong.

After he got off, she cleaned his wallet and threw him onto the streets. That moment Mella came. "YOU PIECE OF ****" she screamed. "You had me think you were a virgin". "I am" ninno said "I mean I was 10 minutes ago".

Mella disappeared and her "Screw off" echoed back at Nintendo.

... Nintendo cried!

grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another dream!!!!!!!!!!! But I thought we were A Match Made in Heaven! er...what did she say???...

*cries* And real men don't cry!!* er...wait...what's this...

My heart has been touched!!!!! Now, back on topic...


[size=+2]10,000th post special.[/size]

(Was he right or what!!!)

When I did da 5,000th post special, it was Wacko 101! Here's a library of wacko stuff, for examples of stuff you can come to while you're learning how to be a wacko!!! er...this is going to drive me NUTS. There won't be a single grin!!! grrrrrr!!!!

[size=+2]A collection of all my wacko stuff....er at least a tiny piece of it![/size]

Oh, you saying you want some??!! Your wish is my command!!!

[size=+2]Audio[/size]

Talking
Singing da Sesame Street song
Singing da way a duck would sing
Cheer Up
I am a crack-pot!!
My version of Dis is da Moment!! Da song asks for red. What did I get when I originally posted it? GREEN! grrrr!!!!

Part of a song from da 80s Any one remember it? Sorry, no wacko stuff.
Star Spangled Banner.
Freaking da dogs out....er dogs I had before they ran away!
More freaking out da dogies
That teacup song. I don't think I got it right!
Old ABC cereal commercial.
Political Quotes
Candyman
Pure Imagination
Winnie da Pooh
Mary had a Little Lamb
Yankee Doodle
Row row row your boat
Rubber Ducky
Alphabet Song
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Won't you be my Neighbor
Puff da Magic Dragon
Oompa Lumpa 1
Oompa Lumpa 2
Oompa Lumpa 3
Oompa Lumpa 4
Rock-A-By-Baby
Crazy Rob special
Farting!!

[size=+2]Movie[/size]

Little movie of da wacko that was then edited by some insane crazy dude.

[size=+2]Pictures[/size]



sitetutor and da Wacko!!
Hairy Arm
Dogies...before they ran away
A dogie
Both dogies

Me as a kid
A BIG wacko, as a kid

My room is clean!!!
Room picture.

Eyes
I like Pokemon!
Snow ROCKS!!!!!
Da original image dat became da Avatar.
I am a retard
Repeat after me! I am a retard!!!!!

Wacko with a visitor from my video game boards!!

I'm a stud!!!
I love SPAM!!!!

Vote for Nintendo!!!!
I am wacky!!!!

Time for dinner!!!!!!!!!
Nice head collection!!!
Really NASTY stuff!!!!
Well, when you have to go, you have to go!!!
After surgery!



I got a head transplant!!!
And another one!!!
Who is this??!!
And who is this???
Shakira took me!!!!
She took me again!!!!
I'm fat!!!
Closest ever to looking like a chick.

Pet spider
More pet spiders!!!

How sweet!!!
Ack!!! Kids

New collection of dead body parts!!!
What it looked like before getting da new collection of dead body parts!!!
Da Office!!!
I never make a mess!!!
DVDs

Ouch!!!!



[size=+2]Crazy threads![/size]

Will Nintendo ever get laid?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Planet Zeekois a place of Wacko Wonder
My NEW collection of dead body parts!!!!
Queen of Da Wackos
For Nintendo.
Webmaster meet at Nintendo's house
How do you reply to a threat like this!!!
Nintendo
Nintendo Has Hemorrhoids - Ask Google!
The King of da Wackos is a liar!
Interview Nintendo. (Yes, that messed up wacko on crack!!!)
Odds are you've seen me before!
VS and Nintendo banned from Digital Point!
Now --- HERE is a forum you should WANT to be a member of
Should Nintendo be himself?
Fart time!!!
Viagra!!!!!!!!!!
Nintendos brother?
Yart - Last Poster Contest
What else are you??!!!
Tee hee hee. I think we're being hacked!!!
Do you like or hate leet (1337) talk??
Appendicitis - Who's had it?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake Birthday
Help Nintendo - Sign da Petition
Does DP Member "Nintendo" work at gMail?
Should Shawn give Nintendo A Custom Title?

GoogleGuy Email (When I posted here, I was actually posting under da username GoogleGuy!!}
Hi ye all. 'GoogleGuy' Introduction. (When I made this thread I was Google Guy. I created a second account...and didn't get busted!!!!)
Time for you all to tar and feather me, or flog me!!! I confess to being Google Guy!!!!

 

[size=+2]Wacko preamble[/size]
I have a dream, that one day I will become Mayor and every one will say: "I want to be a wacko: that all men are weird." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Planet Zeekois the sons of former wackos and the sons of former n00bies will be able to sit down together at a table of wackohood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Or-A-Gun, a wacko state, sweltering with the heat of goofballs and weirdoes, will be transformed into an oasis of wackos. I have a dream that my four FUTURE children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the intelligent of their IQ but by the content of their wackiness. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Rio Linda, whose n00bies lips are presently dripping with the words of intelligents and knowledge, will be transformed into a situation where geeks and nerds will be able to join hands with intelligent humans and goofy n00bies and walk together as n00bie and wacko. I have a dream today. I have a wacky dream that one day every member shall be just like da King of da Wackos, every post and every thread will be covered with grins, the intelligent members will be made in to wackos, and the crooked places will be made crookeder, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all wackos shall see it together. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to Digital Point. With the wackos we will be able to hew out of the mountain of intelligents a stone of weirdoes. With these weirdoes we will be able to transform the jangling discords of the boards into a beautiful symphony of wackohood. With these wackos we will be able to work together, to drive people insane together, to struggle together, to go to geek jail together, to stand up for wackos and n00bies together, knowing that we will always be wackos one day.

[size=+2]How I got da Wacko title years ago...[/size]

Back in da 90s, from 1997 to now I've had video game message boards, starting with just Nintendo (Hence da username). Up until 1999 I hardly ever posted at them, but in 1999 I started being active on my own WWWBoards. In late 1999 I decided to have some fun about da Y2K stuff. So I started 'freaking out' about it a lot, and really POd one member off by making a post being Santa Clause freaking out, and making posts being freaked out and then changing da page to make it look like da post was made by that member!!! Luckily that member stayed at da boards for five more years, as a Super mod for four years!!!

In 2001 I upgrade to vBulletin. Sweet you can have your own usertitle. Once I'm messed up, it's hard for me to go back to being 'normal' so ever since then I've been messed up there.

Since about 1996 I've listened to a radio show by an intelligent normal political dude named Rush Limbaugh. Any time he talked about people who lived in trees or chained them self to keep trees from being cut down, he called them Environmental wackos. I'm just at messed up. So it wasn't long before I gave myself da title of 'King of da Wackos' and ever since then I've been really messed up.

The weird thing is, whenever some one made a poll on my boards about if I should be 'normal' or a wacko, MOST PEOPLE WANTED ME TO STAY A WACKO!!!!! Back in April I did a month long April Fools thing doing a lot of different stuff, one being 'selling' da boards to another member and me leaving. So I made a poll asking if I should leave, and of course MOST PEOPLE VOTED NO!!!!!! So yes, it's weird, but most people actually enjoy da insanity!!!!

[size=+2]Why I will be a virgin for life....[/size]

I've gone three weeks with out putting any of that nasty stuff on, aka deodorant. (Now you know why I always got da chicks chasing me!!!)

I shower once a week. if I had my way, I would never shower!

I am da King of da farts. Listen to my fresh armpit farts!!!

My what fresh spaghetti I got here. Any one want to eat some??!! Oh, wait, wrong picture... That's my fresh finger nails, toe nails, and skin. It's my retirement. When I turn 65 I'll sell it on eBay!!!

Did I ever say I also save my head hair???

NOW do you know why I'm a virgin??!! Any chick what would want to be chasing me would have to be on crack!!!!

er, what's this??!!!!






Oh baby!!!!! Any other chicks want my head!!!!

[size=+2]What?!! What's that??!! Some people think I'm not a wacko??!!! grrrrr!!!!![/size]

grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! I am da ONLY King of da Wackos to walk da face of da earth!!!!!!!

[size=+2]Grrr, do I need to get you guys to flame me, like Crazy Rob does??[/size]

grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Must try harder to drive people insane!! WHY is AnthonyCea da only person that I can drive insane day in and day out!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been a while since I've been able to drive Crazy_Rob insane like that!!!!

[size=+2]Yet if you ask 'who scares you the most on Digitalpoint'....[/size]

[size=+2]I scare people, yet they can't even decide what my NICKname is??!!![/size]

How about you guys just call me wacko!!!!!!!

[size=+2]Da thanks list...aka, da list you DON'T want to be on!!![/size]

amitpatel_3001 - He started out as a crazy wacko-in-training, as seen at these threads.

Hi-Iam Back-Thanks-Sorry
Very Urgent Help Required From Affiliates

Then he learned too much to become a wacko!!! grrrr!!!

Cute_Lara - She waz da first and ONLY Queen of da Wackos to ever walk da face of DP.

Hello My name is Lara Abasi
Will Cute_Lara ever show any pics?
Would U Rather Spend Christmas with your family? Or Spend it with someone you love?
Lara Vs Crazy Rob
Goodbye Everyone... lara is leaving the party
The Return of Lara Abasi!!!
Lara: The Real Story (no more lies, no more games)
Lara And Nintendo is there a chance? Can they live happily ever after?
Should Shawn change Cute_Lara's usertitle to Queen of da Wackos??!!
Will Lara One Day Be free? Will She Be able to break out?
Will Lara and Nintendo Live Happily Ever After?

Then Crazy Rob scrared her away!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

soapbath- He, she, it...was some crazy dude/chick that didn't even know his, her, its...gender!!!!

GoodBye Digital Point soapbath
Nintendo VS SoapBath

Costa Dedes - He provided some legal entertainment over on da Google board!!!

18th million 4 adsense cheater(s)
Digital Points Members are Scum!
Costa Dedes
Ever been to http://www.CostaDedessucks.com ? I wounder where it goes to!!!

er...I'm still waiting for those legal papers!!!!

And da King of insanity...AnthonyCea!!! He's let me drive him INSANE for almost a year...so far!!! He always says he'll knock my lights out, yet...his little pet dogies knock his lights out!!

Just search for posts made by him to see his insanity!!!!! Stay away from da political thread!!!!

What he thinks about me. (Not his audio!)
What you can say to him to drive him insane!!

[size=+2]And remember, as da very first part of dis thread says, I am a virgin for life, there for I will NEVER do this...[/size]



er, Shawn, can you ban me for 30 days to FORCE me to get some mental help!!!

[size=+2]DigitalPoint in 1337!!![/size]

This message paid for by da National Association for da Advancement of Wackos. I'm Wacko and I approve of this message, and you should to!

 

[size=+2]Wacko Interview[/size]

Is it really a crack house?
One cause of autism at birth is from crack, there for I must of been a crack baby!!!! I am messed
up, and so is any one who walks in dis house!! None of us do da illegal stuff. Though I got a younger
brother that's running from da cops, being hunted night and day for doing drugs. Once da US
Marshals came to da house with guns pointed at my big brother with a warrant when he opened the
door and they had him on da ground with da gun pointed at him until they saw ID. He kept them from
coming in my room, though I wish they had come in my room so I could of been part of da COOL action!!!

How old is your older brother?
31, and single! *hint* Sorry, he's not a virgin!!!

Can we see a picture of him?
Click here. He is da one with da black
coat. dis is from a movie 'On Our Own' back in da late 80s. He's a bully who tries to take money
from kids dat won it.

Why do you collect bits of your body?
I'm a freak!!!!! I'm messed up. Any thing that'll gross people out, I like!!!!

What's da deal with not liking women?
Romance. Love. Socializing. Blah!!! I hate all of that!!!!

How can we keep from being driven insane by you?
NEVER, EVER LET ME KNOW WHAT DRIVES YOU INSANE!!! For example....

then.....

So what did I do? I try to make him listen to it again by posting a different URL with out Sesame
Street in da URL, just to drive him insane AGAIN. That's da exact response I try to generate when
I'm a pain in da royal arse!!!!

And then there is AnthonyCea!!! I drive him insane day in and day out over at a few other message
boards...and here...when he'z not banned!!!! I've told him how he can get me to stop driving him insane,
yet he's such a freak dat he can't do it!!!!

If you could go back in time and change 1 event, what would it be?
1996. Start making a lot of CONTENT web pages and join affiliate programs much earlier, including
Amazon, and then would shut up about da mod_rewrite hack once MrRat made his script. Until late
1999 all I knew about for making money on da internet was da now dead Commonwealth Network,
for CPM banners. Instead I had just two Nintendo web pages and a chat room site by da end of 2000.
And dat year they made almost $100,000!!!

What was your childhood like??
I was messed up back then. Though I had no idea I was autistic until I was about 16, and back then I
wasn't nearly as messed up as I am now, a messed up wacko on crack. I was just quiet all da time.

What are your favorite movies?
Passion of da Christ, Willy Wonka and da Chocolate Factory, da Wizard, all da Star Wars movies...

Are you real, or are you just a troll alter-ego of a much more normal person?
Need some pictures??!! I'm a freak!!!!!

If you could move any where, where would you move to?
New Your City. I've wanted to move there ever since always watching Sesame Street as a little kid.
I went there once right before going to da Special Olympics World Games in New Haven Connecticut
in 1995 for soccer.

How long are you planning to stay a virgin and why?

Until death dust virginity depart!!!! Why??!! I'm a freak!!!

Don't you think chicks would have a crush on you???

To chicks...

1. You want some one you can talk to any time, especially when you are sad or lonely! I'm not da one!
I'm anti-social 100%. Think Autism!!!! (Hence da reason I've NEVER asked some one out for a date!!
The chicks had to ask me out for say da school Homecoming or Prom dances!! And of course you
don't say no to a chick. Ugg, eight dances there... Oh da horror....)
2. You want a guy dat can fix something when it breaks!!! Sorry ladies! I'm a lazy bum. Think couch
potato dat spends his whole life in bed or in front of dis iMac.
3. Some of you might want a guy dat can cook. I can't even remember when I last cooked something!
I eat every thing COLD!!!!
4. I NEVER smoke, or drink beer or wine.
5. You want a strong handsome dude!! At Hot or Not I got a 4.1!!!! I'm a major weakling.
5. I don't drive!
6. I'm a Conservative. DemocRATS stink, Republicans ROCK!!!! It's tax cuts stupid! (ie I'm a MASSIVE
Rush Limbaugh fan, with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair!)

Can you REALLY HONESTLY say dat you enjoy life?

If I could be cured and become what you humanoids call 'normal', I would NOT want to be cured!!!!! I
enjoy it very much having no life!!!! Oh da horror of thinking of possibly socializing and doing all that
romantic bird and da bees stuff!!

What happened in your past dat has made you so ga ga?

Back in late 1999 I 'freaked out' about da Y2K and started driving people insane at my message
boards. I enjoyed it so much dat I kept being a messed up wacko and gave myself da title of da King
of da Wacos. That's when I opened up on da internet. Before then I wasn't a wacko at all!!!!

Your excuse 'autism' just doesn't cut it.

My brother HATES dat excuse!!!!! I know one other autistic person, and no, he isn't a freak like me!!!!!

I'm also trying to work out why you are so open online about da most disgusting things ever, yet
offline you're a recluse.

I'm messed up!!!!! I'm much better at socializing on message boards than face to face and on da phone.

I'm trying to understand what goes on in dat head of yours

It's always thinking 'What's da next thing I can do to drive you insane today?'!!

I don't believe dat for a second. Seriously you never feel like catching a movie? or going to a
themepark..ANYTHING fun at all?

The last movie I went to watch in da theaters was da Passion of da Christ, a few years ago!!!! I live
next door to an Animal park, and I never go there. Though I
worked there for three summers in a row back in high school. (Yes, they have monkeys there!!)

Don't you ever just want to meet up with people and get intoxicated and dance your tits off in a
dingy club?

Nope, I have never smoked, or done illegal drugs (not even crack though I had about 25 mg of legal
heroin when I was locked up for a week for surgery a year and a half ago)!

What is so great about eating, sleeping, interneting, eating, sleeping, interneting.. After 9 years
aren't you bored of that?

i never get board!! I would much rather be doing dis stuff, looking at a computer screen than be at
Disneyland for free!!!! Even back in da geology lab I had no trouble doing da same thing over and over
and over for almost 10 years.

You are just wasting it.
Hence I say, to any normal intelligent human, I have no life!!! I even eat almost da same thing day after
day after day....

It also seems you like socializing online. If you enjoy that, don't you think you'd enjoy socializing offline?
I stink at socializing face to face or on da phone!!!!

Are you really on crack?
Nope!!! Crack messes you up, I'm messed up, there for I must of been a crack-baby, since one cause
of Autism can be crack!!!!

Do you actually own any Nintendo game systems, if so which ones?
NES, Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Super NES, Nintendo 64, Game Boy Advance, and Game Cube. Now I
retired from playing Nintendo!! I hate da 3D games (I got one blind eye!), so odds are, I might never
get another Nintendo system.

What are your goals in life.
Keep doing what I do now until death dust internet depart!!!

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Doing da same thing, being a messed up wacko on crack on message boards and making my 382nd
web site! By now domain registration costs $0.50 a year per domain, GoDaddy has become
GoneBroke, every kid on da block has a web hosting company with 1,000,000 terabytes of space,
internet speed downloads at 1 Gig a second, and ev1.com has become EveryOneBroke.RIP!!

How would you like to be remembered some day?
As a messed up wacko dat always drove every one insane!

If you met a chick you really like, how would you approach her?
Uggg!!! I have NO idea!!!!! da only kind I chick I see ever getting a crush on is one that's autistic,
doesn't like to socialize, likes to be alone, and want's to be a virgin for life!!!! Being da Queen of da
Wackos, a webmaster, addicted to message boards, and likes da grin, will be a BIG plus! ie a clone of
me with da XX Chromosome!!

What if she doesn't share your passion of collecting "human items"?
Oh crud!!! I'm hopeless!!!

Or maybe it isn't just me, maybe every autistic person in da world does all dis 'nasty' stuff!! Right!!!!

Would you be willing to throw all dat stuff away for a girl?
I don't think so!!! Back in da late 90s, knowing dat I ahem...loved to collected dat stuff, my younger
brother (the non-druged one) took some of da stuff out side, and my mom told him to go and get it
and bring it back in!!!!! I think my mom thought I was nuts, but she was nuts for being on my side and
making him bring it back in!!!! I think it's in da genes!!!! I'm autistic, my younger brother, da drugged
one is severely emotionally disturbed, and my youngest brother has da attention deficit disorder!!!!
And my dad had Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from da Vietnam War. da only normal person in
the family is my older sister!!!!

I'm amazed Shawn hasn't asked a question yet
I think I scared him away with da Wacko board comment!!!

Does your sister look like you? Do you have a family picture?
Picture from back in da school days!

Are you considered a freak at da Special Olympics or does nobody care?
The last year I was in it was in 1997. Compared to every one else, I was probably normal, since this
was way before I became da wacko in 1999 or started doing all dat nasty stuff. Socializing is the
only thing I have trouble with, except when I'm on da internet. There were a lot of people who looked
way worse than me and had a way lower IQ than me! My IQs 119. And of course you got those people
who look weird just like in those pictures dat get posted here when a n00bie posts or cries about
that red image!

Just looking at me, people wouldn't have any idea dat I was messed up, until they tried to socialize!!!!

Did you ever go out on a date, even once, during your Special Olympic days?
Only dances, and a few dinners for da proms, and those dances at Special Olympics!! da first Special
Olympics dance I went to, back in 1992, I had two or three chicks fighting over me to dance with me,
and my MOM was there!!! *Remember, dis is Special Olympics, so their not normal!!! They'll take any
stud muffin dat they can get a hold of!!!*

Then there was Homecoming and proms. For three years there was dis one 'big' chick dat would go
out with me to Homecoming, then da prom when we got to 12th grade. We had two dinner. At one,
my MOM took me to Taco Time to order dinner, then took us to a more normal restaurant and gave
the workers there my Taco Time meal (Two bean burritos) to give to me when we got da food!!!!

Then in da second year dat I was a Senior (I stayed in school an extra year to also do Work
Experience during school.), another chick stole me since da first one left. Of course it was my
mommy dat took us to da HC and Prom! Then when I graduated in 1996, I never saw her again. And
she was skinny! (Remember, back then I never collected dat stuff, so I couldn't scare them off!!!!)

Are you any good at nintendo? Like i just got my tush beat down last night by a girl at super Mario
all stars....it was fun I could use some training.
I'm good at RPG and adventure games. My favorite games were da Dragon Warrior/Monster, Final
Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Pokemon, Zelda, Crystalis, and Metroid games.

Nintendo, did you go to college at all?
Oh no!! As soon as I got released from prison (aka school), I worked at a Geology Lab for almost 10
years, until they moved and I retired, in January.

So you prefer being online where da rules are fairly straight forwards, to da real world where
the rules aren't so clear-cut and much more complicated?
Yes, I like da internet world way more than 'real life'!!!!

What is your favorite childhood memory?
When does childhood end? If it's early teenager age, then I didn't have very many!!!! Disneyland, or
catching frogs at rivers!!!

Favorite lifetime memory was going to da Special Olympics World Games, especially while visiting
New York City to see da Statue of Liberty, and saw where da bombs went off at da WTC, and then
when walking in to da opening ceremonies with 85,000 people there and having no idea my picture is
up on da big screen while NBC asks me two questions (They asked for me since they came to my
town to make a two and a half minute video of me.), and I give a crummy 'Yes' answer back each time!
Not until after da ceremonies when my mom told me, did I know dat 85,000 people saw me look like
a RETARD!!! (Remember, I still am, even with wining all those gold medals!!!!)



In what events did you win your gold medals?
Running, soccer, downhill skiing, basketball, and track and field.



Have you ever considered taking some college courses...in order to maybe meet some girls?
Oh no!!!!! I'm trying to stay away from chicks!!!!!!!!

Is it true dat autistic people can't attach emotionally to someone, heard dis from some shrink?
It is for me!! Hence, I'm a virgin at da age of 29!!!! To me romance and all dat emotion stuff is just
yucky yucky blarg stuff!!!! I don't even try to socialize with da chicks!!!!!!!

Though some times while reading, I find myself shedding tears!! CRUD!!!!! Real men don't cry, right!!!!
And these aren't romantic books, these are political books!!!!!

Do you use FireFox?
Yes!!!! Only because of da PageRank box did I upgrade from Netscape to Firefox.

Doesn't it bother you not to be in human contact, i mean, i go a day without seeing one of my
friends, i get depressed.
Not at all!!!! When I am around two legged humanoids, I don't even try to talk to them!!! I never even
answer da phone!!!! Well, that's what they invented answering machines for!!!! Remember, I'm messed up!!

If a human asks me how I am, I say 'fine' and don't even ask them how they are, because if I did, then
I would be in a conversation and would just be thinking 'duh...now what do I say!!!'

I haven't kept in contact with ANY human from school, except da one day 10 year graduation reunion dis year!!!!

Friend= socializing!! That's a no no!!!!!

I have seen two internet friends face to face. I think you know who dis is...



Has any of your avatars been da real you?
All of them! Yes, I do really look like dat!!!!

Do you have ANY desire to make friends or have contact w/ girls?
Nope!!!!

What kind of music do you like?
Classic, like Beethoven.

No one will come to your funeral..doesn't dat bother you?
Not at all!!!!!

What other forums do you enjoy?
http://www.webtalkforums.com/ *Newsflash* AnthonyCea is here!!! Check da Wacko board for 'SigSpammer'!! That's him!!!
http://www.forumpostersunion.com/ Come, help me drive AnthonyCea insane!!!
http://www.geekvillage.com/forums/
http://www.vgchat.com/ Disclaimer: There my video game boards, hence there covered with messed up teenagers.

er.....next year is when...!!!!!

Have you ever really smoked crack?
er some where earlier in da thread some one asked me dat, I think twice!!!! Nope!!!! Drugs mess you
up. I'm messed up. There for I'm on crack!!!!

Why do You take Tegretol..?!?

''Tegretol is used in da treatment of seizure disorders, including certain types of epilepsy. It is also
prescribed for trigeminal neuralgia (severe pain in da jaws) and pain in da tongue and throat.

In addition, some doctors use Tegretol to treat alcohol withdrawal, cocaine addiction, and emotional
disorders such as depression and abnormally aggressive behavior. da drug is also used to treat
migraine headache and "restless legs."
Ack!!! er restless leg syndrome. You guys stress my legs out too much. You guys give me PAIN hence
turning me in to a messed up wacko. er wait, it was cocaine dat I'm addicted to, not crack!!!!! er you
guys stress me out daily!!! Hence I need all da Tegretol I can get.

Oh yah, about 17 years ago I had seizures and died twice!!!! My mommy brought me back both times!!
Been on crack, er Tegretol ever since!!

How much time do you spend in front of your computer every day?
I'm guessing around 10 hours a day, six days a week!!!!

Do you sleep at night? How many hours?
About 10!!!!

How many hours can you be online posting without eating, sleeping etc..?
if I didn't sleep or eat.... er more like 24!!!!! Wacko haz no life!!!! Post here. Do a little work. Post here.
Do a little work. Post here. Live in da pad your post count, er I mean quality threads, and you can
increase fast *cough*We need another YART contest.*cough*

If given a option,How do you want to die?
er, um, er.... Age 120, while being a wacko virgin on Digital Point!!! And have a painless death...aka die
in my sleep like da last two times I died!!!

Why do you name yourself Nintendo?
When I first registered at a webmaster message board (geek/talk) back in 2000, Nintendo sites were
all I did, and of course I was a Nintendo freak!!! Of course you try to keep da same username on all
message boards. I last played Nintendo back in....June!!! Oh yah, I have yet to ever beat a N64 game. I
stink at 3-D!!!

If I could go back to 2000, I would give myself da username 'Wacko'!!!!

 

You've lost me entirely.

 

Disclaimer: Mella posted dat first part of da first post, in another thread, using sitetutors name!! Then sitetutor came along and made da second one!!

Something tells me you've never hurd of da King of da Wackos!!

 

I actually remember that!

 

Congrats Nino....

 

OMG, I can't believe I read all of that

 

You will have to excuse me if I dont read all the drivel....

 

That is a long ass post I am going to send you an invoice of $190 per hour. Please send your paypal details asap thanks

 

this is huge .......
congrats mate for 10k,

 

Where to send my medical bill

BTW: What happ when you broke your virginity

 

It took me 30 minutes to read and laughed on all of the stuff posted by the wacko. Congrats Wacko for your 10k post. DP won't never be the same without you. LOL :

 

sweet fancy moses...I had to hit 'page down' 26 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wow, dude you spent entirely too much time working on this thread. Congrats, eh.

 

Well in only two years he managed to hit 10,000 posts. I dont think that took him as much time as it would have taken someone else to write it

 

Awesome thread!
Congrats,King of da Wackos!!

 

There is always an exception for the wacko.

 

I wonder how long this thread is going to be My guess is 100+ posts for sure

 

If you broke those posts down even more you could have been at 15K now.