How do you reply to a threat like this!!!

It looks like the FBI and IRS will be hunting me down!!!

er...would they even reply to an E-Mail from some one with writing skills like this!!

I think we found da King of da n00bies!!!

 

Who have you upset now Nintendo??

 

Set up a fake email and respond like you are IRS and following up on a complaint.


Wait....maybe thats not such a good idea

 

My head hurts trying to read that.

 

Is that in response to a banning at vgchat.com ?

 

I'm pretty sure its not from being bounced from MENSA

 

HAHAHA!

 

Oh no!! What are you doing over there!! U do know that they got da King of da Wackos for the admin there, right!!! I unbanned him a few times, but the normal intelligent Super Mods just kept banning him!!! If I had my way, all n00bies/wackos-in-training would never be banned there, and all the intelligent normal humans would be banned, especially intelligent chicks!!!

 

The terrible English is scarier than the "threat".

 

how will it scare me if i can't even understand it...

 

It seems this poor person was the by-product of a "government school" that was de-void of an english department.

 

Is there a translation from Bork Bork available?

 

I guessed that was the case after reading this under the username, Bendehur2007:
pze no ban me! I wacko crackoism. pze understand crackoism.

 

Serves you right...
Who asked you to make a VG board for wacko teenagers BTW??
Now FBI/IRS will take your board and shove it in your A**

Teeheehee

 

Wow… he said all that in only one sentence. I’ll be honest, I didn’t get what he was going on about…. Something about IRS and being very powerful.

 

I have an uncle he lives in a cave his first name is osama he might be able to help you out.

 

Spoof an email from the FBI offering him protection in the witless protection program if he testifies against you.

 

i guess i need a translater....