Virgins

The scenario is this: You're out of town on a business trip for the weekend. On Friday night, you meet two young ladies at a bar. On Saturday night, you can take one of them out on a date. On Sunday, you have to fly home.

Both young laides are equally attractive. Both of them are hoping to sleep with you on Saturday night.

One of the young ladies is a virgin, the other one is not.

Which one do you take out on Saturday night?

 

The non virgin.

 

the least expensive one

 

I would go straight home



.... on my own.

 

I am married man. I prepare to take cold showers.

 

me too ramakrishna

 

Let me guess, both of you guys must have been married for less than 7 years?

 

If I weren't married, most definately the non-virgin. Why waste all that time when you won't get anywhere :/

 

I've just gotten an idea for a new thread ... and a poll

 

I'd let my wife decide.

 

The non-virgin. The other one is a liar.

 

The virgin.

Having woken up with the other one on Saturday morning I would be ready for the challenge

 

It all depends on how seriously you take marriage

 

If they both hope to sleep with me on Saturday night I would not want to disappoint either of them.

I would take out both and get them into bed at the same time

- Michael

 

the VIRGIN who wants to lost virginity!

 

Is this a trick question? Id go for the best looking one.

 

Try to negotiate with both.

 

The Virgin: No diseases...

Any woman who wants to sleep with you on a first date needs avoiding like the plague.

 

I would take the better conversationalist! Since we will be talking alot - after all - 2 minutes doesn't really take up much of the evening..

 

And this is why you have sex before you go out on the date.