Funny Job Application...... [Must Read]

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and
they hired him because he was so honest and funny!



NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was
in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If
that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO
50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of
the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously
wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be
doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Reps Would b Appreciated

 

haha..lol..thats really funni

 

I've heard of it before... good one

but ps: you're not allow to post "rep would be appreciated"

 

Nice one. Honesty mixed with some fun always pay

 

Shame the applicant could spell, he probably won't stay long in the job, 'cause they'll sack him for for being overqualified. True story. McDonald's really do turn you down for a job if they think you're overqualified.

 

thats why only at fast food restaurants, we somehow make cashier very mad for giving $10.50 for a $2.25 meal (when you need a quarter $0.25 back); casheir think we are humilating and make them calculate hard by giving them changes

 

haha.lol..i did that ..

my friend pulled up to the 'Drive Through', adn asked for a #21, but they only has until a #11..LOL

 

hehe..lolzzzzz

 

Seen it before, but always good for a laugh

 

hehehehe nice one bro... thanks for sharing...

 

im going to try handing in an apllication form like that and see if it gets me a job lol

 

That was awesome funny stuff!!! From where did you get that? keep sharing dude!!!

 

yesterday i was searching for some funny things in my hard disk and found that one

 

This line made me lol! SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. thanks for the laughs >>>TO><IC<<<!

 

Nice copy work of replacing 75 years old man with 17 years old boy
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=761215

 

haha that was absolutely funny and absolutely very honest person. I was laughing when I read this
thread, thanks for the laugh, really needed it

 

I've seen that - it's great

 

It's very funny lol.. unseen one

 

Whatever But it was the original copy and that 75s one is fake

 

Very good job application