HIRE ME!!- Old Guy Job application- Got to read

Make sure to read what he put on the application below the picture!



This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas
They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice Presiden t. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment .

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS TH A T WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE? On the job - no!
On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE ....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.


***Old People Rock! ***

 

ehehe ! nice one, they have really done the right thing. people nowadays are doing everything just to get a simple job...

 

This has been going around for years.

A) It's not real
B) It's not funny (IMO)

 

Ditto.

 

Not funny :/ Its a copy of that 16 year old's application to McDonalds..

 

Are this for real? I don't even believe that the Wallmart was so stupid to give a job to him...

 

Funny - yes.
But not real ofcourse.

 

Funny application!!!

 

Yeah it seems real funny,but I think no one could submit this in real life.

 

this is only funny & only funny

 

WTF does that mean?

 

I was about to ask the same thing

 

I have already seen this before its funny

 

Seen it before, but I think it's funny, but I like bitter cynics

 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL funny

 

haha, this was the best!

 

I concurr.

The posts seem as though "scripted" by a kid

 

Ain't real but it's still amusing.

 

If it's true it's really hilarious. Older people can have a great sense of humor.

Skinny

 

Oh,he is really rock,lol.