An indian student was given an essay ., The topic was "Indian Cow" Indian Cow HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses dont have any such attachment] Gayu: What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza ], in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives shit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow........ Now who can write better than this?., Its a challenge
I can't stop laughing I'm still not sure what the line "This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives shit with it." is supposed to mean...
"Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating." Pure poetry... What does it mean, anyway?
Some funny guy got angered on seeing this and gave me a red Rep ============ This Was the message============ this is my first RED REP... couldnt help... I wish I could give you more than one.. by da way.. this is for ruining the Indias reputation about English... You should be knowin Indians speak better ENglish then these Bastards, you Idiot! ============ Just an answer to him: This is the first time, i laughed like anything on seeing a Red rep ., I think you should get some laughing exercise (i can tickle you free of charge to make you laugh), The post made by me was meant to be a Joke, It should be read as if you were reading a joke And dont think yourself as a patriot, Most indian patriots (who call them as a patriot) are fake. Their patriotism comes only when india plays cricket against pakistan., and iam not an Indian patriot., Iam a part of this universe,
"And because he is female" hmmm, pretty interesting, lol. That is why we have Microsoft Word, and we proof read