Zoo Keeper Joke...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by suncrafter, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. #1
    A zoo keeper, on his first day on the job, is cleaning out the gorilla cage when he discovers that the gorilla is dead! He immediately tell his boss and asks him what to do. His boss tells him 'The zoo will be opening in less then an hour, so you'd better go down to the fancy dress shop and get a gorilla costume'
    'DO WHAT? the man says disbelievingly.
    'You heard me' says the boss.
    So the man goes off to the fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla costume.
    Later that day he's dressed in the gorilla costume and sitting in the cage while a large group of kids are looking at him. He decides to try swinging on the tier swing.
    'Swing higher, swing higher!!!' the kids shout, so he starts swinging even higher.
    'Higher, higher! the kids shout until he swings so high that he goes flying out of his own cage and into the lion's cage! After getting his bearings and seeing where he is, he goes running up to the bars shouting
    'Help! Help! get me out of here!'
    Then the lion shouts 'Shut up stupid or you'll get us both fired!'
     
    suncrafter, Jun 14, 2007 IP
  2. kanwarjot

    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    hahhahahahahahahahhaa...thats pretty funny...wonder any real animal was there or not....hahahahaha
     
    kanwarjot, Jun 14, 2007 IP
  3. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    haha very funny, one of the first funny jokes ive heard that is not rude!
     
    mitcharr, Jun 15, 2007 IP
  4. cryxellis

    cryxellis Banned

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    #4
    hahahahaha :))

    you can't blame the man or the gorilla hehehe
    we know that lions are dangerous, but the mere fact
    is that they are both pretending to be one:D

    I thought the lion will going to bite him or what, come to think of it
    when the lion told you to "shut up" hahahahaha :D
     
    cryxellis, Jun 15, 2007 IP
  5. fej

    fej Active Member

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    #5
    one of the good jokes here in dp!!! ;)
     
    fej, Jun 15, 2007 IP
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    Downtime Peon

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    haha that's a pretty good one
     
    Downtime, Jun 15, 2007 IP
  7. syedwasi87

    syedwasi87 Active Member

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    lol...funny joke! just stumnbled upon this thread..
     
    syedwasi87, Jun 15, 2007 IP