Zoo Keeper Joke...

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by suncrafter, Jan 28, 2007.

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    A zoo keeper, on his first day on the job, is cleaning out the gorilla cage when he discovers that the gorilla is dead! He immediately tell his boss and asks him what to do. His boss tells him 'The zoo will be opening in less then an hour, so you'd better go down to the fancy dress shop and get a gorilla costume'
    'DO WHAT? the man says disbelievingly.
    'You heard me' says the boss.
    So the man goes off to the fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla costume.
    Later that day he's dressed in the gorilla costume and sitting in the cage while a large group of kids are looking at him. He decides to try swinging on the tier swing.
    'Swing higher, swing higher!!!' the kids shout, so he starts swinging even higher.
    'Higher, higher! the kids shout until he swings so high that he goes flying out of his own cage and into the lion's cage! After getting his bearings and seeing where he is, he goes running up to the bars shouting
    'Help! Help! get me out of here!'
    Then the lion shouts 'Shut up stupid or you'll get us both fired!'
     
    suncrafter, Jan 28, 2007 IP
  2. SKULL

    SKULL Prominent Member

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    #2
    Nice joke that made me laugh..
     
    SKULL, Jan 28, 2007 IP
  3. icepak

    icepak Peon

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    #3
    heard other variation of this before too, with a lawyer being the lion
     
    icepak, Jan 28, 2007 IP
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    hahaha that was a good one.
     
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    ravianz Notable Member

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    #5
    i had also heard a version of this joke but thats good one anyway; made me smile again!
     
    ravianz, Jan 29, 2007 IP
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    #6
    hey funny stuff.....:D :D
    really nice joke.which made me laugh.:D
     
    spiderroost, Jan 29, 2007 IP
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    rays Active Member

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    really good one mate ... keep posting dome decent jokes ... its been a age now reading good and decent jokes
     
    rays, Feb 12, 2007 IP
  8. suncrafter

    suncrafter Peon

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    I'm glad you liked it.
     
    suncrafter, Feb 23, 2007 IP