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Your mother and your wife are drowning. Who would you save?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by projectw3, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. mistermix

    mistermix Active Member

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    #41
    who ever screams and yelps the loudest. it will be a close contest.

    it would be deafening sound.
    SEMrush
     
    mistermix, Aug 27, 2006 IP
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  2. wells

    wells Guest

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    #42
    If your mother likes your wife, then she will tell you to save your wife and yourself.
     
    wells, Aug 27, 2006 IP
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    tesla Notable Member

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    #43
    Since I don't like swimming and I'm not married, this scenario is impossible for me at this point.
     
    tesla, Aug 27, 2006 IP
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    iPod Notable Member

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    #44
    Ever wondered, if your wife is pregnant, then there are three lives to save....You'll save one life or two?????
     
    iPod, Aug 28, 2006 IP
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    _cartman99 Peon

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    #45
    Niether i would smoke a joint and call the coastguard. Because i cant swim!
     
    _cartman99, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    Mind_nl Peon

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    #46
    What if you can do without a replacement mother... For me: my wife could never be replaced!

    and for the people saying their wife can be replaced: you better replace her now!
     
    Mind_nl, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    Hopper Well-Known Member

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    #47
    The one who was bitting my foot the hardest :D :D :D :D

    Only joking,

    I would have to say my wife because she cant swim as well as my mother. My Mother would have had a better chance of survival on he own.
     
    Hopper, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    UK-Networks Peon

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    #48
    Lol, I would let them both die so I don't feel guilty about choosing 1:)
     
    UK-Networks, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    neforum Active Member

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    #49
    Me and the Wife and the Mother in Law,
    Went for a walk on Blackpool shore,
    The Mother in Law she fell in the sea,
    The wife she turned and screamed at me,
    "Don't stand and watch her drowning",
    "Don't stand and watch her drowning",
    "Don't stand and watch her drowning",
    I said, "Right, i'll shut me eyes"

    Mike Harding
     
    neforum, Sep 1, 2006 IP
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    Notorious Well-Known Member

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    Wife if i am over 40,Mother if i am under 40
     
    Notorious, Sep 1, 2006 IP
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    seoindiaweb Banned

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    #51
    Tough question:( i would skip..
     
    seoindiaweb, Sep 1, 2006 IP
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    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #52
    Impossible to answer.
     
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    shadow20002 Well-Known Member

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    #53
    Well, tough question.
     
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    jaguar34 Banned

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    #54
    I will better watch Titanic movie end scenes on my mobile to remind me of lessons learned in life.
     
    jaguar34, Nov 10, 2018 IP
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    #55
    lmao! love this! i would save my wife. i mean my mother is more of a pain...
     
    Tim Werfel, Jan 21, 2019 IP
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    mhmad Greenhorn

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    #56
    Blood is thicker than water.
     
    mhmad, Feb 15, 2019 IP
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    #57
    what a fucking question. this is so bizarre that i cant even answer it.
     
    izlik, Feb 21, 2019 IP
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    #58
    Let both the cunts drown
     
    charliechappers, Feb 22, 2019 IP
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    #59
    Twenty years ago, a woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

    "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

    "Yes, I do," she replied.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"

    "Yes, I remember."

    "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'"

    "Yes, I do," she said.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."
     
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