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Your mother and your wife are drowning. Who would you save?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by projectw3, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. #1
    Ok, I know this is kind of stale, but I watched a TV program who brought this stale joke back up recently. So here's the deal.

    "Your mother and your wife are drowning. Who would you save?"
    (You can only save one)
    If your mum and wife ask you this, how would you answer?

    I can remember 2 good responses.
    One is, "I'll save the mum and drown with the wife."

    The other one I'll share later.
    Let's hear some responses first. :D
    SEMrush
     
    projectw3, Aug 23, 2006 IP
    SEMrush
  2. T0PS3O

    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #2
    Is the water very cold?
     
    T0PS3O, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    #3
    Tough question...many men dread to hear it...As I am not married I will skip it:p

    To be serious,I'd go for my mum...:) (if my wifey and me are on the verge of divorce or she has not been faithful,then definitely yes:D )

    Again,a question most men would love to walk away from and I unabashedly say that I am one of them:eek:
     
    gr8liverpoolfan, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #4
    Technically, a wife is replacable.
     
    T0PS3O, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    #5
    Well said:D ,but what if your kids cant live without her???:confused:
     
    gr8liverpoolfan, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #6
    That would mean you were a crap father. So they'll be going to grandma then probably.
     
    T0PS3O, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    Coolalex Banned

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    #7
    id say go for both. :D
     
    Coolalex, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #8
    As a qualified lifeguard, I would advise against trying to recue two hysterical women. You'd risk your own life which is very romantic and all that but unless you really think there's an after life, it's probably not worth it.
     
    T0PS3O, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #9
    Blood is thicker than water.



    LMAO!
     
    cormac, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #10
    whose fatter? I'd rescue skinnier one, she can't float :p
     
    lorien1973, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #11
    none-il just keep my mothers will and my wifes life insurance.
     
    Grafstein, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #12
    Sounds like you'd throw the kids in as well :)
     
    T0PS3O, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #13
    if the price was right....;)
     
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    #14
    arh i would probably save them both i wouldnt choose anyof them i will try to save them both ! ,

    but ofcourse my wife would come first "If i was a man.. "
     
    Alis, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #15
    my mum for sure
     
    ottodo, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #16
    I don't know how well your wife'll like that...or maybe you aren't married.....


    Honestly guys, call your dad and ask him to save your mom and you save your wife or call for some help :p
     
    AnaB, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    #17
    I rearly wouldnt know.

    I love my gf more than anything and you cant replace a mum.

    I think id just jump in and drown with them lol
     
    delrivo, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #18
    they can both to hell as far as I'm concerned.




























    Just kidding :) My wife for my daughter's sake.
     
    Blogmaster, Aug 23, 2006 IP
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    kevinn Active Member

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    #19
    depends if my wife has life insurance! cause if she does, then im getting PAIDDDDDDDD$$$$$$$$$
     
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    #20
    This may sound wrong, but doesn't your wife have more life ahead of her naturally than your mom?
     
    Blogmaster, Aug 23, 2006 IP