"your mom" jokes :D

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Does anyone take offense to "your mom jokes", when it's a joke?

like is someone walked up to me and said, "you mom sucks my dick", I would just say "your mom has a dick"...and leave it.

 

no because they might just continue..i don't want it to happen.

 

Or like when people say " Yo Mommas teeth is so yellow that when she smile, traffic slows down.."


I used to love these jokes myself..

 

Depends, but I usually will personally take offence if someone insulted my mom. No one has the right to talk to her that way.

 

Depends what is said and how quick witted the person is with it.

 

Wat yo say bout ma momma, I gonna bust a cap in yo ass...

 

I certainly take offence.

 

That particular phrase or any other that involves a curse word or prophane language might offend me. But depending on who it is comeing from, whether it is cleaver or witty and how it is delivered would determine if I would laugh and say one back or just tell them that that was stupid.. LOL

 

hi, don't care

 

I love my mom. If someone's trying to make any jokes at her, he won't see the sun rise tomorrow...

 

I don't have a great relationship with my mum so I would probably agree with their insult.

 

I too love my mom.

 

don't care much or take it seriously, those are jokes anyway... but if someone walks right up to me and tells me that I'd probably scratch my head.

 

Why is your mom so crazy? Because she has a son called nintendo.

 

it totally depends on the situation , i wont mind giving a punch also

 

If someone gets mad its probably because they are sacred its the truth.

Fear is behind anger.

 

I always thought those jokes were funny, even reading a few of them in this thread made me laugh

 

Did any1 ever see the yo mama show on tv?

 

Past that, thats like grade school.