Your Favorite One Liner?

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  1. sam77am

    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #21
    That's true..
     
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    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #22
    Yes... I agree.
     
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    willsa43 Banned

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    #23
    My ex-Boss said this to me once, :p Nice one buddy!!

    I like, i can do it, we can do it
     
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    Kosmix5 Peon

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    #24
    Not a 1-liner but funny:

    Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr"

    or, "Go away! 'Batin'!"

    From Idiocracy
     
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    #25
    "Procrastinate now, Don't put it off!"
     
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    #26
    "I think, therefore I am."
     
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    tonsblogger Active Member

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    #27
    "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
     
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    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #28
    Nothing is impossible in the world, even the word impossible says i'm possible.
     
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    #29
    purpose of a life is, A life of a purpose...
    :)
     
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    mdvasanth86 Notable Member

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    #30
    You speed and you get pulled over, a breath analyzer test provides proof that you aint sober
    - good cop
     
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    #31
    A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies
     
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    f_specker Peon

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    #32
    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves
     
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    f_specker Peon

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    #33
    ... and my all time favorite: "Mission accomplished" :-D
     
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    #34
    "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
     
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    #35
    Procrastination is a fault that we put off correcting.
     
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    shugo.chara1 Greenhorn

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    #36
    "Life Is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get - Forrest Gump"
     
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    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #37
    Just amazing...
     
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    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #38
    Wow....that is very true.
     
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    #39
    stop controlling my life.
     
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    #40
    Great.......
     
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