You might be a redneck if...

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    Fill in the blank, I need a good laugh

    Be creative, be original folks, I have heard them all. Here is one of mine (I have many):

    You might be a redneck if... you ever got a twist tie stuck in your tooth trying to pick the corn out.
     
    graneydesigns, Jul 5, 2007 IP
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    you might be a redneck if.. your first kiss was at your family reunion
     
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    #3
    you stay out in the sun too long! ;-)
     
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    you might be a redneck if.. you spend 90% of the daytime paddock bashing in your ute. :D

    Col :)
     
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    Tetragon Active Member

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    or if the sheep start handing you the condom! :D
     
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    #6
    You might be a redneck if, you brought your fishing pole into sea world!

    :)
    Jason
     
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  7. graneydesigns

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    #7
    Good one ... Thanks!

     
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    You might be a redneck if you think blogging is a term for what comes out of your lungs after a long night of smoking and drinking.
     
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    You might be a redneck if you know that blue collar comedy isn't authentic.
     
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    Tetragon... what is "padding your ute?" LOL sounds funny anyway ;-)
     
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    sorry... *** "paddock bashing in your ute" What is a paddock and what is a ute?
     
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    You might be a redneck if you ever tackled your grandmother at a family reunion racing to beat her to the fried chicken
     
    graneydesigns, Jul 25, 2007 IP