You Know You’re a Webmaster If!!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Peter77, Dec 18, 2007.

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    * You use keyword tools to name your children.

    * You buy birthday gifts for your relatives through your affiliate links.

    * You get physically exhausted doing the Google Dance.

    * You check your server stats more than your blood pressure and you think their may be a correlation.

    * You write keyword rich poetry.

    * You regularly check the availability of the domain name, “Yahoo.com” just in case they’ve forgotten to renew.

    * Your wife informs you that you’re hosting dinner. You tell her you are sure that dinner.com, .net, .org, etc. domains are already taken.

    * Customer service asks you to verify your address. You give them your IP.

    * You rate and review your own website listing.
     
    Peter77, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  2. Silvers

    Silvers Well-Known Member

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    Kicks Ass! :D
     
    Silvers, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  3. infogle

    infogle Prominent Member

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    #3
    i dont think i have read a better than this about a Webmaster just awesome....

    excellent.......

    :D
     
    infogle, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  4. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

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    surfaddict Active Member

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    #5
    gosh, that one is characteristics for super webmaster :p
     
    surfaddict, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  6. rohitbhisey

    rohitbhisey Banned

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    #6
    lol fantabulous!!!
    Real Life of Webmaster comes out:D:D
     
    rohitbhisey, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  7. coderbari

    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #7
    LOLZ.
    Real funny.
     
    coderbari, Dec 18, 2007 IP
  8. nuketro0p3r

    nuketro0p3r Peon

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    lolz :D awesome 1 :D
     
    nuketro0p3r, Dec 19, 2007 IP
  9. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    #9
    I liked it
    Lol
     
    Zerosleep, Dec 19, 2007 IP
  10. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #10
    nice article. funny :)
     
    mikey1090, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    I would do that. :eek:

    Some good ones there :D
     
    wierdo, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    sufi Well-Known Member

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    #12
    I would like to add one more to your list.

    * As birthday present, you prefer to give domains or websites.
     
    sufi, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    InFlames Peon

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    #13
    Bold and italic of course.
    Thanks for the laugh.
     
    InFlames, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    Gal Active Member

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    lol.!! I liket it :D:D:D
     
    Gal, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    sainshea Peon

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    #15
    None of my characteristics :D yet i am supposed to be a webmaster :D
     
    sainshea, Dec 19, 2007 IP
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    SamOwen Peon

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    #16
    I do that, lol.
     
    SamOwen, Dec 20, 2007 IP
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    upscale Peon

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    Too funny!!
     
    upscale, Dec 21, 2007 IP
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    Professional Dude Prominent Member

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    #18
    lol,, i never did that yet! :D
     
    Professional Dude, Dec 21, 2007 IP
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    SEOfit Peon

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    #19
    very correct.
     
    SEOfit, Dec 22, 2007 IP
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    erolelcott Peon

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    #20
    lol, that`s a nice one you`ve got !:D
     
    erolelcott, Dec 23, 2007 IP