One fine spring day the diciple looked at some branches blowing in the wind. He asked his master, Master are the branches moveing or is it the wind? not even glancing to where his pupil was pointing the master smiled and said that witch movies is nether the branches nor the wind, its your heart and your mind... that was mine, get it? whats urs?
My favorite is a tie between this... "I dont want to be the dutch boy, eventually he'll run out of fingers and the damn will break and then what?...he drowns...why?...to save a town full of crappy damn builders...stupid dutch boy" and this one by Einstein.. "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. Just read this somewhere, funny stuff
I don't know who came up with this but my favorite is "Knowledge is power, knowledge shared is power lost."
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." Thomas Jefferson
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd... Jules Winnfield AKA Bad Ass MF. Pulp Fiction
"If you want to win on the popular track, then run fast as you can; Else start running in the opposite direction in the way so that the entire world will follow you"
i like this one too Rocky tells his son some facts about life Rocky Balboa: Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
Hi ... I have many. Today, my fave quote is from Dorothy Parker, the mid-20th century US writer. When telegraphed, by an editor seeking a long over due article, Mrs. Parker, as she was known, replied, "Too $#@ing busy and vice versa." Have a nice day!
My own quote and I love it. I dont know if the grammar is correct "There is always a way out" It looks simple but really there is always a way out when you are in trouble or facing some tough time ~F-GD PS: You are allowed to modify it