Yo mumma is so fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.


Anymore to add to the list???

 

nice collection of yo momas

 

Thanks alot

 

haha havent heard a few of them

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. lol Thats`great

 

That last one is very good.

 

i lol'd
nice collection thar. xD

"Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live."
best one evar ^

 

Yo mama is so fat, her fat rolls have titties.

 

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes swimming she leaves a ring around the lake.

 

There were a nice set of these jokes on a private Ragnarok Server. The Clown class had an attack called Frost Joker and the server admins thought it would be a laugh putting "yo mamma" jokes... Good times..

 

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
(Ok, not a fat joke, but I always liked this one.)

 

some good ones that I hadn't heard of.. Thanks!

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
did you see it?

 

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

 

Very funny, thanks for sharing.

 

Your mother is so fat, people make jokes about her!

 

Nice thread buddy!! Lots of yo mumma so fat

 

i just love this Yo mumma jokes...
thanks for sharing!

 

lol, nice collection