Yart - Last Poster Contest

Posting again simply to bump Crazy's bf off the current page of this thread! Oh my god Rob you gave me a fricken headache, thank god the beer is balancing it out

Maybe we should have sent animated screen savers into any country we were about to invade with that picture, bet the lot of them would have ran off.

 

The worst thing is that Phallic symbol mini pic getting bigger and coming at you. Freaky shit

 

You're not kidding, man thought someone spiked my drink on me for a second. Couldn't scroll away fast enough.

 

Is that what the kids are calling it?

In my day we called it singing into the purple microphone.

 

So, what's worse, a lot of 's or that picture?!?!!

 

Ok for the next 20 posts there are Smurf Rules

Smurf Rules

Characteristic of Smurfy language is the frequent use of the word "smurf" and derivatives of it in a variety of meanings. The Smurfs replace enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with smurf as to make their conversations barely understandable. It was implied a number of times that the Smurfs all understood each other due to subtle variations in intonation that Johan or PeeWit (or the viewers) could not detect.

So that the viewer is able to understand the Smurfs, only some words (or a portion of the word) will be replaced with the word "smurf". Context offers a reliable understanding of this speech pattern, but common vocabulary includes remarking that something is "just smurfy" or "smurftastic".


I expect this part of the contest to go yartingly

 

I have another possible mini prize contest if someone wants to donate a prize lol.

Guess when geneosypheus turns red!

 

yfs1 is a YART YART guy!

 

Lol...I must really be busy these days..I don't even know who that is

 

The latest spammer on every post with a little hint of IamNed in him. You'll see what I mean if he comes back.

 

And we're beginning to get ready for the fourth mini-prize draw. Here are the number of posts done:

lorien1973	6		12%
Nintendo	9		18%
mcfox   	1		2%
corena  	4		8%
Weirfire	4		8%
mightyb  	1		2%
yfs1    	3		6%
Hodgeup 	2		4%
debunked	2		4%
roman1  	2		4%
The Webmaster	3		6%
Mella   	1		2%
hrblcantra	5		10%
Crazy_Rob	3		6%
J.P     	1		2%
MikeDammann	3		6%

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I will now warm up the random number generator and start eliminating people from this list. Everybody ready?

 

lol I had forgotten about that!

Hey you're not allowed to use adjectives Perrow. You need to start making some YART sense!

 

Ack!!! I'm not posting enough!!!

 

OK, lets smurf this up a bit by smurfing the mini-smurf list as the contestants smurf out of it. Here's the smurfest list:

lorien1973	6		16%
mcfox   	1		 3%
corena  	4		11%
Weirfire	4		11%
mightyb  	1		 3%
yfs1    	3		 8%
Hodgeup  	2		 5%
debunked	2		 5%
roman1  	2		 5%
Mella   	1		 3%
hrblcantra	5		13%
Crazy_Rob	3		 8%
J.P     	1		 3%
MikeDammann	3		 8%
Posts left  	38

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As you can smurf Nintendo and Webmaster smurfed out first.

 

Man I was really scared their. When he started to say webmaster I thought he was going to say weirfire

 

The next person to be smurfed has an "e" in the username

Edit: Smurfiness

 

Tell us Perrow! Who is it!!

 

I just yarted my pants

Cmon, let the yarting numbers run!

 

Come on Perrow.

We're all in Yartsense here.

 

What is that ... Contextual Reputation ?