Yart - Last Poster Contest

What came first, the wacko or the intelligence!!!

 

Do you know that 300 million americans expel gas through their anus daily?

 

I'm doing it right now!!!

 

I always pegged you as not being one of the crowd.

 

Well, we need to let the gas out some where!!!! I once went five ways with out leting out gass!!!

 

This post was the winner of the second mini contest lol

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=355183&postcount=998

 

Yo dudes!! How'z it hanging!!!!!

 

Wohoo!!! Actually that's just what I needed. You know you could have posted what I won. I had to go back about 5 pages to see what the prize was.

 

So what did you win? Dont feel like going back those five pages

 

A night with David Hasselhoff

 

I went into the 7-11 gas station the other day and asked for five dollars
worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

 

I would have remebered that, it would have been on a BIG note on my screen (so I actually had to lift the note to be able to work) with the criteria for winning (so I knew how not to act).

 

I hope he picks me up in KITT!!!!!

 

er who iz DH???!!!!!

 

Actually Kit is in the shop so he will be picking you up in the A-Team van

 

NEW PRIZE!!!!!!!!!

$1,284 to the next poster if it's in or past 24.1 hourz!!!!

 

I win!!!!!!

 

er you posted 24.1 hours too soon.

 

Whats happening here today then?

 

Is that Cash?

And how do you get anything out of it if you have to pay all of us $1284 each?

(And now you have to pay because we have your liscence