Yart - Last Poster Contest

YART = Yet another Reward thread/topic.
BART = Blarg, another rep thread/topic.

So, who'll still be here when the thread hits 65,536 posts!!!! I think I'll be the only one here!!!

 

No posts in almost 2 1/2 hours, at this rate we'll never get there.

 

ARG!!!!!!!!! You wern't supposed 2 post for another 21.51 hourz!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!

 

What dream did you just wake up from?

 

I have a dream that one day I will win this contest and every one will say: "I want to be a wacko: that all men are weird." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Planet Zeekois the sons of former wackos and the sons of former n00bies will be able to sit down together at a table of wackohood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Or-A-Gun, a wacko state, sweltering with the heat of goofballs and weirdos, will be transformed into an oasis of wackos. I have a dream that my four FUTURE children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the intelligent of their IQ but by the content of their wackiness. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Rio Linda, whose n00bie's lips are presently dripping with the words of intelligents and knowledge, will be transformed into a situation where geeks and nerds will be able to join hands with intelligent humans and goofy n00bies and walk together as n00bie and wacko. I have a dream today. I have a wacky dream that one day every DP Member shall be just like da King of da Wackos, every post and every thread will be covered with grins , the intelligent members will be made in to wackos, and the crooked places will be made crookeder, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all wackos shall see it together. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to Digital Point. With the wackos we will be able to hew out of the mountain of intelligents a stone of weirdos. With these weirdos we will be able to transform the jangling discords of the boards into a beautiful symphony of wackohood. With these wackos we will be able to work together, to drive people insane together, to struggle together, to go to geek jail together, to stand up for wackos and n00bies together, knowing that we will always be wackos one day.

 

That post was too long to read.

 

It was pretty wacky too.

 

WHAT!!! It's only three paragraphs!!! Shees!!!! You should of memerized that in school. That's just my version of it, since a dude asked me about my dreams!!

I have a dream.....that one day Shawn will move the boards over to king-of-da-wackos.com. I have a dream...!!!! psst, I'll give the domain to him for free if he ever want's to do that!!!!

 

Now thats a Nintendo post that I can read this early. The other one was far too long, far too early.

 

rofl I was thinking the same when I came across Nintendos post. I just looked at the size of it, realised there wouldn't be anything of value and moved on.

Sorry Nintendo but I only read your long threads outside of General Chat. The rest of your long threads do funny things to people. I think they have subliminal messages in them.

 

But, but....

I have a dream that one day I will win this contest and every one will say: "I want to be a wacko: that all men are weird." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Planet Zeekois the sons of former wackos and the sons of former n00bies will be able to sit down together at a table of wackohood.

 

He's brainwashing you guys. Just dont read it!! Dont read it!!!

 

But it's not too big!!!!!!!

I have a dream that one day even the state of Or-A-Gun, a wacko state, sweltering with the heat of goofballs and weirdos, will be transformed into an oasis of wackos. I have a dream that my four FUTURE children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the intelligent of their IQ but by the content of their wackiness. I have a dream today.

 

And Yet another prize added:



The winner gets all of these

Free Link - Design Agent (Mystery Site) ($30)
Free eBay Affiliate Script with Mod ReWrite - Nintendo ($50 value)
1 Hour SEO* Consultation via IM (Can be split up into 15 minute sessions) - yfs1 ($50 Value )
Relaxation CD 3 Pack - yfs1 ($20 Value)
Payment to Tunings Directory Submission Service - yfs1 ($25 value)
Free Logo Design - Webmaster ($20 Value)
5 Humor Articles - Hodgeup ($30 Value)
3 Lifetime 'Sponsored by Pages' - Roman1 ($15 Value)
Custom Blog Skin including all PSD files and HTML/CSS - SEBasic ($250 Value)
$250 Amazon Voucher - Shoemoney ($250 Value)
1 Hour of PHP Programming (Can be Debugging) - Weirfire ($40 Value) - Added at 800 posts
Free Access for Life to This Public Domain Content - Nintendo ($49.95 Value) - Added at 1000 posts
$200 Voucher** - ($200 value...Duh) lorien1973 - Added at 1500 posts

Total Current Value - $1045


*Doesn't have to be about SEO - I know a lot about doing Business in Europe - Especially Public Relations, etc
** Can be used at: TV Products for Less, Online Discount Mart, or Triton Nutrition

Official Rules for this Thread
Last Poster Wins the Entire Prize Package
Last Poster is defined by a 24 hour time period passing without an additional post
If the thread is locked or deleted, there is no winner


More Prizes to Follow!!!!

 

I don't think its going to be locked. Maybe after 6 months we can put up a vote to change the time to 12 hours. Then after 12 months total change it to 6. etc etc

 

I have a dream that one day the state of Rio Linda, whose n00bie's lips are presently dripping with the words of intelligents and knowledge, will be transformed into a situation where geeks and nerds will be able to join hands with intelligent humans and goofy n00bies and walk together as n00bie and wacko. I have a dream today.

You reading this??!!!

 

Nintendo - Why isn't your signature


Nintendo, King of da Wackos - With Weirdness on Loan from God

or

Nintendo, King of da Wackos - Can Freak You Out with One Hand Tied Behind His Back

 

I guess you'll have to ask the prize donators if the rule change is ok but you dont really have to ask anyone else. In fact the rules could change and no-one be told lol. You have to be a prize donator to hear the rule changes. Man this game just gets more interesting.

 

The "only price donators get to hear about rule changes" could inspire more to fill up the price table.

 

OK, if there are any proposed rule changes, only sponsors can vote

May be a few months until thats neccesary....Maybe when it gets over $5000 in value.

I am in the process of adding a new prize and its a whopper