I would say they would disapprove it because it falls into the category of 'get rich quick' websites... sorry
Lose the sales letter design. Lose the hype and any statement that can't be independently verified or scientifically impossible. Convert your site into an ecommerce type look and feel. Approach your product from strictly a business opportunity point of view. Then you will get approved. Then you will make money. Then you will buy me a bottle of Absolute Vodka.