www.thefuckingday.com is looking for a programmer. PHP is also an option. I will provide the current script, although basic as it is. I am looking to add catch lines underneath the main statement. Those catch lines would be targeted to the day of the week, and randomized from an array of statements. Each day would have a different amount of catch phrases. The site TheFuckingDay is based off of is www.thefuckingweather.com. I would like the formatting to be similar. Please PM/post quotes (AIM = iroccamaro9) and any additional questions. Payment would be through Paypal on completion, or half and half with good rep.
Thanks for your offers. The job will be going to AbhishekS. $25, 1 day turn around. I will post again when it is completed.
Coding complete, final product will be up at www.thefuckingday.com soon. Pleasure doing business with him.