I need someone to design for me a program that randomly generates a phrase from a list of phrases retrieved via the internet (from a domain host). The program needs to retrieve random phrases from several different list and should be able to choose from the different lists. Basically it's going to be a topic generator for bloggers, which will allow the user to choose a randomly generated topic, or a topic from 'the most buzzed about internet topics' list. The program needs to be polished (meaning easy to use, and pretty for the end-user). PM if you have the programing skills, include how much you are asking for the job.
here is a roughsketch of what i want (it needs to be MUCH more polished than this in the end): I am willing to pay $50 for someone to program this for me. the server is linux by the way. You can use any language you want...whatever gets the job done.