Would You Rather...

Hypothetically, would you rather have wings on your ankles, or on your back.

Both sets of wings will give you the same amount of flight.

My friends and I have spent many a drunken night arguing this dimwitted notion...

 

I would want them on my back to get the angel allure.

 

Which ever would be the easiest to grab ahold of to rip them the hell off. I can't stand a watch, glasses, damn near anything 'extra' born without wings to start so I umm well can't imagine anything 'extra' being added..

 

I know this is dumb...

 

am i not allowed to have it replace my ears??? that would be pretty genuine

 

Back wings anytime

 

i'd rather choose wings on my ankles!

 

why would you want them on your ankles? Back is cool, as long as I can fly I guess

 

On the back is cool!

 

Is say back, when I have them on my ankles my jeans won't fit anymore. Oh... but when I have them on my back my shirt doesn't fit anymore.

hmm...
Hard question...

 

They need to be close to your center of gravity which is not near your shoes.

 

On the back otherwise I might flow upside down because of the feet that would take off too soon

 

Angel in this summer's X-men 3 had wings on his back.
In the comics, the static image, this worked and looked
cool. But in the movie a human figure with wings just didn't
seem to move right.
Still, better than Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon the Movie.

 

I want them on my back so at Halloween time i can dress up like an insect and disguise the wings like bug wings and fly around annoying people...LOL

Of course, it would suck if the wings actually looked like bug wings.

 

I would like to publicly denounce this thread as the dumbest thing I have written - lets move on