Would you pay to have sex?

don't we all pay... in one way or another

 

Indeed, we all pay for sex, we all pay for everything one way or another, hence the phrase 'there is no such thing as a free lunch'.

I once swapped a goat for a blow job! worse thing I ever did as it meant I had given up guaranteed sex every nite for a one time blow job

 

I am wondering whether you are really that weird or it is just a outcome of your weird mind.




Goat+Blowjob = Penis no more.

 

last time it was $50 or so, but don't ask as i don't remember much.. was fun though

 

Only if it's 2-for-1 day. There's nothing worst than paying full price for half priced poon.

 

haha wait till your wife sees it

hope she wouldn't

 

lol i'd get paid maybe, but pay never. I don't need it

 

DAMN I would never accept a BJ from a goat, are you weird dude?


And the answer of course is it is all a result of fiction from my weird mind

If the mind is allowed to flow freely, then the ideas to succeed will follow soon enough, when we stop the mind from roaming in one area, it reacts by pulling in its horns in other areas. The result of this is that you are limiting your creative thought .

 

OMG! I've been avoiding this thread for like 2 days. Now I regret it. Some of the best DP comedians are at their best in this thread

I spit coffee on myself.

 

I am glad that my 'Creative thoughts' dont relate BJ with a goat

 

100 mil? I'd do him, his friend, and his dog too.

 

But that would be 100mil Turkish Lira

 

SLAM!!!! here goes George's dream .........

 

NOW we will find out the REAL George, I mean 10Mil TL, which will he chose, him, his friends or his dog

 

His friend and the dog maybe, no cuddling afterwards.

 

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. What's next, chickens? Sheep?

 

OWG can answer that..

 

I suppose you could always search DMOZ for "lolita chicken".

 

I draw the line at chickens. hamsters are right out, unless you have a roll of duck tape to stop them splitting

 

Try taking your goat to the edge of a cliff in Wales. Apparently they push harder that way.