Worst Films EVER!

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  1. tomd

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    #141
    The worst film I ever saw was Gigli. Although J Lo wasn't looking too bad, the writing was horrible.
     
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  2. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #142
    I don't think it sucked.. I seriously thought it was some of Cruise's best work! His acting seemed a bit more geniune. He does better as a "confused, fearful, freaked out" actor, than playing a tough buy. At 4' 10, he just does not convince me, ie, the "Mission Impossible" or "Minority Report" tough guy.

    The only things that bothered me about WOTW's was the fact that everything is devoid of power. Watches, TV's, Cars, homes, etc., EVERYTHING, yet there is a guy video taping away on a handy cam while he is getting vaporized.

    Little oddities. Overall, I though the special affects were good, as was the story.
     
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    #143
    lol, wasn't "mini-me" his stunt double for those???

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    #144
    Miami Vice was the worst film ever...though I wouldnt even call it a film, but a movie.

    Real critics know what I mean between the difference between a movie and a film :)
     
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    #145
    I'm going to have to go with.... Aeon Flux. That's the worst movie in recent memory.
     
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    #146
    Worst film ever has to be gus Van Sants GERRY.

    The film is basically Matt Damon and Casey Affleck walking around a desert for 2 hrs, no plot, no dialogue except for 5 seconds. It is the most boring film I have ever seen. It actually hurt to watch it, seriously I am not joking. We made a bet that we'd watch it all the way through, and it was utterley painful, I cannot even begin to describe it. That and Elephant or Last Days, also both by Sant. Terrible movies.
     
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    #147
    House of the Dead (2003) was another worst movie
     
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    PokerDIY Well-Known Member

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    #148
    I thought Napolean Dynamte was ok...

    Snakes on a plane was b*ll*cks tho...
     
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    #149
    I thought the trailer was really good. It was on my To See list. :(
     
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    #150
    one of the stupidest ever:

    Almost Heroes

    now I know what you're thinking...Farley/Perry...what did you expect!!!
     
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #152
    Did you typo before, or was I tired? I read that as 'Almost Herpes' :eek:
     
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    #153
    No, never see it, avoid it, it will destroy your soul trust me!
     
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    #154
    ha-ha, nope, no typoes but I think I should have now, just to get some double takes. :eek: :eek:
     
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    #155
    I didn't think number one was bad, light hearted comedy with "stars" walking around saying "look at me I'm so cool". Managed to avoid number 2 tho ;)
     
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    #156
    Elephant
    My god that sucked.
     
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    #157
    thats the high school shooting one?
     
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    #158
    That movies was awesome!
     
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    #159
    "The Bad News Bears Go To Japan" is at 94? I did not see a single movie in that list that I have mentioned, though I saw a bunch that I never thought of that should. But the Bad News Bears? Come one. That's a cult classic.
     
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    #160
    not only that, but just how many on the list were "direct to DVD"???

    88% :p

    or maybe the bigger question...how do these gawd awful movies get funding??? blind ass luck :eek:
     
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