Worlds smallest resignation letter... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Dear Sir, I Love Your Wife.
also if you indend to use that, make sure your boss really love his wife or you'll be getting extra burden if he willingly give away
You will be fired not only from your job but also it has an additional advantage of getting married very quickly (The boss was thinking divorcing his wife) -Dairyman