Working as a content writer

Yeah I did, walked right into your attempt at a website. How many beers did that take?

 

are you talking about perryrose.ca?

 

lmao! Uh, what?

Just that alone had me falling out of my chair.

lol Now I'm on the floor! ... Tears are forming.

Thanks.

 

You' re welcome So how about those tales from the Police Locker room?

And when are you going to motivate me?

C'mon we're all waiting to see how your awesome techniques work!

 

Yes that would be it. If you can call it a web site that is

Must have been built the same time his Tales from the Police Locker room was written (1993 I think?)
He has not written anything worthwhile since 1996 it appears and since then is trying to sell his courses.

Washed up, written off and bitter.

 

Now all this is making sense. An old retired cop. He talks with such a French lisp, like from around Quebec. Must have been a mountie. When you keep mounting horses, I guess you would have a probably with messy shoes.

Messing shoes and mounting the big boys = messed up website. Constant misuse of flashlight means overexposed picture. Articles written under flashlight while balancing a beer in both hands = $10.00 for another hamburger.

Links do not work on website, just his locker room advice. How can $5.00 writers compete? Just need to change an old article title, and few words, and take a few swigs. Very dependable, like an old police panting mongrel, sniffs out every good post, and ruins it, thinking it is a hydrant. Wrangles over details like a moneyless pawnbroker. A real ASSet.----------------------the Canadian Resurrected Rock Hudson---------

I would rather spend some time helping others. In fact with reorganizing my 100 page writers manual, it is just about time to take on another person requesting assistance. I think $50 should be the going rate of determined writers, as it is geared toward passing 5 hamburger writers in about 5 to 6 weeks.

 

Calgary it seems.

 

what, where perryrose.ca is located? Why is that important?

 

It isn't because Perry Rose is not important. He does have amazing techniques though. They transform you permanently. It says so on his site, so it must be true

"Powerful Skills To Change Your Life Personally and Professionally!"

He can also be found at http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/perry-rose/15/17/a0a

 

so www.perryrose.ca is the same 'Rosie Pear' on Linkend in?

 

Yup and face book

 

I think you should lay off him Kraven. That facebook pic... is that some kind of thyroid condition? Might explain his behaviour... constant pain? Complications impacting his frontal lobes? If he's sick we should cut him some slack.

 

Just the result of his amazing techniques They change you permanently

 

When I went to Facebook, it asked me it was real. Looked like a police mongrel, but even more like a pit bull, so I had to have my wife check it on LinkenIn and perryrose.ca, she could not tell which end was up. Seems like some "bad boys" blush is missing. ----Kraven was that pic from his high school yearbook or as an extra on Police Academy?

I do think it starts inside: Perry Rose likes:TheBrainThat Changes Itself *rolls marbles* *mounts horse* *writes article*, get beer and hamburger, changes title, and still has $10.00 article to sell.

This could change writing forever, that is why he feels no one needs to learn. A few beers, a horse to mount, and sugar plums dancing through his head watching a rerun of "cops." Working as a content writer, all the answers of that guru are here.

 

Well from what I gather when he started, his techniques started to work and resulted in

After that he went pushing himself further with his easy speak and gradually transformed into

Which ultimately pushed him over the edge with

As the end result we are stuck with today.
And all because of his revolutionary Easy drin....ehm Speak

 

Glad to see Kraven that you took that dumb person's photo (although it was thoroughly enjoyable when I first saw it) off your Avatar.

His site is a real piece of art. For one, just see the sitemap of the page -> Just like his brain!!

And yes contentboss you are right about his health condition. A bad case of hormones can be the perfect explanation for such erratic behaviour and "the-world-is-my-enemy" syndrome which he seems to have. Really, we must just let him be.

Mr. Motivator, you must thank Kraven2 for having brought some clicks to your sad excuse of a website. You got unpaid traffic and publicity. Time for some more beer, eh?? or do you want some Joye510 LMAO ....

 

lol Shhhhh, little ones, shhhhhh.

Clueless noobs are always good for free entertainment.

Thanks, kids.

Milk and cookies time!

Come and get it!!

Sorry, kid, but I'm still laughing at that "beer money" comment.

Keep 'em comin'! ... Especially you, "green-eyed wizard" lol You trying to be insulting has me in a rage of laughing tears.

 

Thats alright, just spend the revenue from the traffic on a decent design instead of the usual

That's normal. You will start getting the rest some time tomorrow I reckon. Nothing we didn't expect

But come on, be a pall and give us a few tales from the Police Locker room!

It's the least you can do after all this publicity we gave you

 

lamo! so he replies back immediately. *pats the kid on the head* Like a trained dog.

Such a good boy! Yes you are! ... Yes you are!

 

Still no motivating, and no tales from the Police Locker room? I am starting to believe that Perry Rose site is one big scam.

C'mon hot shot where are your remarkable skills? Show us "THE POWER TO CHANGE INSTANTLY AND PERMANENTLY"