Women Never Listen!

Message:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and
found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from
this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I
will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have
eyes only for me."



So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
man in the world. And he will
be ten times richer than you.
"The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So,
KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the
joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
only goes to show that women never listen!!!

 

Funny stuff, thanks for sharing

 

LOL ok this is verry funny

 

funny man good staff very nice.

 

That was a really funny joke! Mind if I spread it around?

 

funny thing to share

 

bravo! very good...women do think they are smart.

 

really they don't when they need to at right time, good post.

 

That's pretty funny.

 

ehmm that i saw that message with flashy story that was really crazy rather then.. ehmm okay its funny

 

Women are not designed to listen but TO TALK and to BE HEARD, lol

 

I have this as a sms in my Mobile's Inbox

 

Lucky you