Actually I got an email from him the other day. He has been in Hong Kong training for the Kumite, which is an illegal underground martial-arts competition where serious injury and even death are not unknown. I heard he hooked up with a hot reporter. Kumite
I think he was abducted by chupacabras making a porno flick, "Puerto Ricon Goat Suckers" (and before ppl start red-repping me, go look up what chupacabras means...)