On the local news there was a story about a woman that wrote some fake checks and the business contacted the police and told them she was scheduled to come back to pick up her merchandise today. The police were there waiting for her. They arrested her and handcuffed her. However, somehow she took the officer’s car keys and drove off in the squad car with her hands handcuffed. They are now on the lookout for 5’ 2†110 pound handcuffed blond woman driving a squad car. I would hate to be the officers that let that happen.
It was at a discount tire store. She wrote stolen checks and came back later to pick up her wheels when they came in. She, also, later abandoned the squad car.
ha ha ha ha oh lordy! imagine being outsmarted by a dumb blonde. Oh wait, that wasn't the point of this thread.
Smart? Who said anything about smart? Doesnt help when there is probably a very good description, fingerprints galore, and people like to gossip. Taking bets on how long till she's caught. Who wants to start?
*In my best smokey (from Friday) voice* can you run fast, cuz you know you ain't catching no crackhead....