winnie pooh promotes drug abuse! (proof inside)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by falcondriver, Jul 10, 2006.

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    after some experience with drugs (for medical studies of course!) and living next to this friendly dealer for a while, i just realized that winnie pooh and his gang *MUST BE* on different drugs all the time. right now, after 4 hours of different winnie pooh movies (i hate disney!) i came to this result:

    -the rabbit wants to own everything, also has this big nose -> cockaine!
    -the mule dosnt gives a f**k, terrible slow and has no motivation -> weed!
    -the pig is always afraid, has a pursuit illusion and sees ghosts -> mushrooms!
    -tigger is always jumping arround, cant stop with it and never needs a rest -> extasy!
    -winnie pooh is totaly of the roll, likes everything sweet and has an unlimited phantasie -> lsd!
    -he kid thinks he can talk to animals -> some sort of sense-extending drugs, not sure what exactly.

    ok guys, what do you think about my brilliant theory?!
     
    falcondriver, Jul 10, 2006 IP
  2. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    I think it's time to lay off em for a while :) Does coke really give you a big nose? :)
     
    dcristo, Jul 10, 2006 IP