Win $25 Adwords Voucher - Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Design Contests' started by Remo, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. #1
    I probably dont know what I am letting myself in for but I thought it would be fun

    Contest to run until the end of the month (real humour appreciated)

    Fill in any one of these 4 captions, be funny no limits on length

    Men are better than women because...................................

    If I had a ..........................................................

    Women are better than men because .......................................

    The reason I should rule the world is ........................................


    whether you do all 4 or just 1 makes no difference. The funniest wins

    Again, no limits on the amount of words. Humour wins the day on this one

    closes 1st july - winner gets $25 Free adwords voucher
     
    Remo, Jun 18, 2007 IP
  2. xd2

    xd2 Peon

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    #2
    Men are better than women because. . . .
    Its all in the name, the term 'women' derives from the term 'men' but with 'wo' in front this is the shortened down version of 'woe' which is described in the dictionary as follows:
    1. Deep distress or misery, as from grief; wretchedness.
    2. Misfortune; calamity: economic and political woes.

    So as you can see women are just less fortunate men :D

    Edit: My girlfriend didn't seem to agree with that statment.

    Edit, Edit: At her request, she asked me to point out the previous sentence should read Ex-girlfriend.
     
    xd2, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  3. xd2

    xd2 Peon

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    #3
    If I had a . . . .
    Little Lamb, it's fleece would still be white.
    I'd walk that lamb most every day
    and *@#* it every night.

    See who needs a girlfriend. I am so glad I don't have a respected reputation on here otherwise I might have just ruined it :)
     
    xd2, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  4. Remo

    Remo Peon

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    #4
    Trust a manc to lower the tone :D
     
    Remo, Jun 19, 2007 IP
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    JKPS Guest

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    #5
    Men are better than women because...................................

    As a 3 letter domain, men.com is much more valuable than women.com



    Women are better than men because .......................................

    Women.com is PR7 & Men.com is PR5
     
    JKPS, Jun 19, 2007 IP
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    myfrogger Well-Known Member

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    #6
    My vote is for JKPS! That is real DP humor...lol ;)
     
    myfrogger, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  7. Remo

    Remo Peon

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    #7
    so much for trying to create a fun thread, does no one want to participate?
     
    Remo, Jun 22, 2007 IP
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    unknownkind Active Member

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    #8
    If I had a few more dollars I would buy DP xP
    Men are better than women because we don't have to sit down to pee
     
    unknownkind, Jun 22, 2007 IP