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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. shinigami

    shinigami Peon

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    #1881
    So... what is this about again? I didn't quite get the message clearly.
    SEMrush
     
    shinigami, Feb 7, 2010 IP
    SEMrush
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    srk431 Peon

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    #1882
    nay its impossible !
    it wont happen !!
     
    srk431, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  3. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1883
    then i suggest you read from page 1 instead of spamming here and up your post count
     
    Project Mobius, Feb 7, 2010 IP
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    nubbin99 Peon

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    #1884
    i don't think i've quite yet earned the title spammer as i havn't even been lurking more than one week. perhaps one day i shall be graced with the privilege of 'spammer'

    fyi, im just here trying to learn how to make money so i can further my plot for world domination :p
     
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  5. vibinhari

    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1885
    Jeez... somebody got out of the wrong side of the bed today

    Yikes... a spammer who replies to my posts with sarcasm.. :p And world domination..?... no friggin way you're beating me to it

    PS: if you arent a spammer.. put on an avatar and fill out your profile
     
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  6. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1886
    It's exactly what da title says. 'Will Nintendo ever get laid?' Aka, will Nintendo ever get a chick....

    er, high guys, Nintendo is still a 32 year old virgin!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Feb 10, 2010 IP
  7. shinigami

    shinigami Peon

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    #1887
    Oohhh... I see now. All this time, I thought that everyone was talking about the COMPANY Nintendo. I wasn't aware that there was a USER NAMED Nintendo. Lol :p
    Don't worry, you'll find love sooner or later.

    Chill out, mate. The first post was simply too vague for me to understand, and I'm too lazy to be reading 63 pages of comments.
     
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  8. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1888
    Excuse me but, if you looked at the poll as well you would have a better idea? If you are too lazy to read one of the best threads on DP you don't deserve to post in this thread. End of story.
     
    Project Mobius, Feb 11, 2010 IP
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    mreb1010 Peon

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    #1889
    Some tips for Nintendo to get laid. He will need to research the following

    What do women find attractive?
    what causes them to want to know him better?
    What chases them away?
    What causes them to shut down to you?
    What makes them want, I mean really want, to get into bed with him?
    What makes them open up?

    Or he should just pay a hooker (or more formally known, an escort) LOL
     
    mreb1010, Feb 11, 2010 IP
  10. scylla

    scylla Notable Member

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    #1890
    Alright, time for another update Nintendon't (let's start calling him nintendon't since he doesn't get any lol)

    In this case the "sega does what nintdon't" is true.:D:D
     
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2010
    scylla, Feb 20, 2010 IP
  11. scylla

    scylla Notable Member

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    #1891
    Well nintendo it's been a while... have you made it around all the bases yet?
     
    scylla, Aug 28, 2010 IP
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #1892
    don't we all want to know, looks like chances are slim though :D
     
    DomainMagnate, Aug 29, 2010 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1893
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  14. Daryl Lim

    Daryl Lim Peon

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    #1894
    Who is Nintendo?
     
    Daryl Lim, Nov 21, 2010 IP
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    smaluioa Well-Known Member

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    #1895
    It might just be too hard for a hardcore-gamer to give up control of his joystick.
     
    smaluioa, Nov 21, 2010 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1896
    i think these 3 noobs need to get banned for being disrespectful and retarded
     
    Project Mobius, Nov 21, 2010 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1897
    Well nintendo, what's the news so far?
     
    scylla, Dec 19, 2010 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1898
    Um... why were you googling for bestiality in the first place? 0.o

     
    scylla, Dec 19, 2010 IP
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    homeworker11 Banned

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    #1899
    Never ever get laid Ninno!! :D
     
    homeworker11, Dec 21, 2010 IP
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    #1900
    lol it might happen one of these decades.
     
    scylla, Aug 4, 2011 IP