Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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  1. Mia

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    Given neither of us is Gay, I'd have to say its pretty unlikely. :D
     
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1862
    LOL, take him to a bar and get him a hooker lol
     
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    #1863
    Who picks hookers up at bars. Scanks are free at bars. Hookers are for those really desperate or Hugh Grant.
     
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1864
    get him a hooker, skank or whatever then lol:D:D
     
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    #1865
    Well all the Skanks tend to be famous and all the hookers tend to be banging famous people.

    I'm not sure either would be appropriate for Ninno. He's probably better suited with a cougar.

    Here's a pretty good list of things to avoid in a women btw:

    http://inventorspot.com/dolls_to_avoid
     
    Mia, Jan 27, 2010 IP
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    noob_bashing Active Member

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    #1866
    Looks like a thread full of wankers. :p
     
    noob_bashing, Jan 28, 2010 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #1867
    and a new one just joined..........:cool:
     
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    joshuaadams Well-Known Member

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    #1868
    The first thing that comes into my head when I saw the thread title is...

    "Will the (Nintendo Console) ever get laid?"
     
    joshuaadams, Jan 28, 2010 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1869
    welcome, you are prick #10291
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1870
    :eek: She hugged me again today...TWICE!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Oh...and she's moving one state away!!!!! er...sorry guys!!!!! Time to start hunting for another chick!!!! :D

    And then we can rinse and repeat da last 20 pages of dis thread...next time I get asked out to da fair by a HOT chick!!!! :D
     
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    A hug?!?! You stud!
     
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    #1872
    huges are lame, where's the goodbye sex
     
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    #1874
    hmmm... or Richard Gere... 'cause you know... all hookers look like Julia Roberts...
     
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    #1875
    This thread is funny. I think it is insanely ridiculous and pointless but yet I keep coming coming back. Why? It is fun and simple and I do stay curious plus it makes me laught LOL Has Nintendo really been laid??? I am sure he has by now. If not, he needs to just look on Craigslist (All kinds of sex exchange there) LOL
     
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    #1876
    Thank ye kind sir for thy insightful remarks.. now STFU and GTFO

    your excitement is disturbing
     
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    #1877
    I do wank my meat off a lot. But I have been with a few guys and a bitches a few times. Do I qualify to call myself a vergin?
    I am not sure if this is the right place to ask but just a newbie question I hope you guys don't mind.

    @vibinhari
    I love you too.
     
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    #1878
    I am curious on why we haven't started taking donations, to get Nino a hooker yet come on he desperately needs their services.. :eek:
     
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    #1879
    i voted but i know naught of ninno...
     
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    #1880
    blush*

    a spammer with a vocabulary... thats new
     
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