Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Nintendo, take this from a former king of the whackos: She's there, you'll know when you see her. and the funny thing is: she'll know too! and 9 years later: still happily married.

 

Even after seeing pictures of me and stuff she acted like she had a crush on me...and then she shows signs of dumping me!!! She won't even post pictures!!!!

Some one would need to teach me about da birds and da bees first!!! All I've hurd about is what it's like nine months later. It's tourture when you hear the docs say the words 'PUSH', then when it's finished you remember the pain no more but are filled with joy!!!! er am I even close??!!!


Any one want to teach me what you do nine months earlier??!!

 

Sure, we'll buy you a ticket to nevada!

 

Got da bird right here.

 

Way to keep bumping this thread guys. Now tweety won't see my post. Thanks for ruining it guys.

 

There you go NIN! she's offering again, go for it!

 

make love to me hrbl!!









not

 

SVZ REALLY seems to like hrbl but hrbl is married..... happily!

 

Even if he wasn't I'm sure that SVZ having a penis would be a problem.

Yo, SVZ tone down the gayness.

 

rofl looks like mediabot has picked up on it too

 

Well for you I could be unhappily married for a night, being you have no penis

j/k

 

we should make a thread about mesothomelia

 

Are you telling SVZ to tuck his in for one night?

 

Nope, not enough tequilla in Wisconsin for that one to happen.

 

I didn't just see that!

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...... mumble mumble mumble....

 

I can add it to my siggy and post even more than I do now to make sure you see it

 

Nooooo don't turn me into a wacko!!

do it... do it..

 

Yeah Colleen would be up in the top of my list of "DP members I'd spend a night with"

SVZ would be up on the top of the list of "DP members I would definitely with out a doubt not spend a night with"

 

awwwwwwwwwwww

 

Making you into a wacko in training