Will Nintendo ever get laid?

This thread is a masterpiece. What did I miss?

ahh yeah, i remember....still catching up to gt to the goods

yeah, and since you done such a great job, we can now get an idea how someone can turn 30 without yet hitting it

 

I think Nintendo's lying just to keep this thread running.

 

Now now, why would I do a thing like that!!!!!!!!!

 

I think the thread will run as long as he is pure. The older the virgin, the more powerful the thread. Just like wine .... (or somthing)

 

What da wacko!!!!!!!!!!!! Did some one just freaking say...I'm PURE!!!!!!!!!!! Do I need to re-post all those head transplants and my um...collections!!!

Of course da chick doesn't know about all that stuff!!!!!

 

And for the sake of both of you, I hope she never will!

 

Who know you may have fathered a dozen children by now.

 

sea monkeys do not count!

like wine & cheese! well some cheese

 

er, these wouldn't be my kids now would they...




Of course not!!!!

 

Oh boy!!!! Sorry guys, unless I'm just in nightmare land right now and it's not 11/11/09, it looks like I have to start hunting for another chick if I'm due to not break da virginity record of 105!!!! I just went to her Facebook page and found this......

She just met him like a week or two ago, went on a date last week to Applebee's...and they got kicked out of da restaurant...and now they are getting married!!!!!!!!

 

Now you can show her your "collections"

 

take Shawn's offer, PM him her phone number and have him save the day!

(What's her email she uses on FB?)

 

Bad luck if it were true, however I'd be more inclined to believe it if you gave us a link to her facebook profie!

 

Go to thailand. To a full moon party. There's loads of people there.

 

LOL!!! You guys just wanna contact her and try to get her to fall in love with me!!!!!!

If she ever found out I've been talking about her and posting updates over da last few months on da internet...!!!

We never even kissed!!! Just hugged once...she had her car and house put in my name...had me take care of her pet...!!!


Oh yah...hi guys, I'm still a virgin!!!!

On her Myspace page today...

So it looks like I'm not da only person in shock and probably with some people REALLY not liking it!!!!!!!! One guy that she used to live with that I know and had her on his MySpace account...just took her off his account!! His post on Facebook today...

I wounder why!!!

 

LOL, reading Nintendo's posts is seriously like watching a movie.. The detail, the animation, & you know the rest..

Anyway, on topic - WOW @ her house & car under your name!!! You did goood..

 

Let me finish that...


...until she got married!!!

Oh, wackos love drama!!!!

 

She got married? WTF? To whom??? So we all waited here for nothing?

 

er...you missed this post...posted that just two days ago!!!!!

 

Woahh, that sucks.. So does that mean her house & car are now under her name?