Arg!!! Is this thread still living!!! I'm a virgin until death does virginity depart!!! Until the last Google update.
I read it when it waz originally linked to here!!!! http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=24780 Bah!!! Now I got chicks sending me PMs!! For example..... or Arg!! All you intelligent chicks should be running away from da messed up wacko on crack!!!!! Hunt through the boards looking for my pictures and then you'll want to join Cute Lara and also start stabing me!!!! I'm a freak!!!!!!!
Just had my vote. Sorry if I am abit late for it Nintendo. Well, at least I had my share on the red bar.
Bwhahaha. Webby, you should stop being so 'cool'...Don't you know that nerds are hot nowadays. If Nintendo ever left the house, he'd be inundated with women wanting to use him for his boddddyyyy.
Really.. Thats good, isnt it? I mean I dont know..I am not a woman and I dont want to use him for his body at all...
Grrrrrr... My worst fear of going out in public is some hot chick asking me out on a date. er, judging by my looks, there are a tiny 18,726 chicks that would want me after looking at me. At first glance, a datable population of 18,726 may not seem like such a low number, but consider this: assuming I were to go on a blind date with a new girl about my age every week, I would have to date for 3493 weeks before I found one of the 18,726. That's very nearly 67 years. As a North American male born in the late 1970s, my life expectancy is probably little more than 70 years, so we can safely say that I will be quite dead before I find the hot chick of my dreams. Come to think of it, she'll probably be dead too. That said, if you happen to be a girl deluded enough to think that you and I have a chance together, feel free to drop me a line, but I warn you, you face odds of 157,060 to 1. I wouldn't bother if I were you.