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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #21
    It was an option that had to be included haha
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005 IP
  2. ResaleBroker

    ResaleBroker Active Member

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    #22
    That's too funny. :D
     
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  3. Klaas Koopman

    Klaas Koopman Well-Known Member

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    #23
    Well I heard something, which most of you prob don't know, but some girl, Mella is her screenname i think, has a crush on him, but sssht he doesn't know yet ( neither does she? )
     
    Klaas Koopman, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    #24
    I thnk Ninno is having you lot on. I bet he scrubs up just fine, goes out every night, is a chick magnet and that the photos he posts are really of his twin brother Malcolm who has been shut in an attic so long, he has lost all sense of social contact.
     
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    mcfox Wind Maker

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    #25
    He could always try to entice a girl onto his 'bed-of-nails' :eek:
     
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    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #26
    Don't worry about it buddy there's always the palm sisters. When you get bored of one just switch hands :D. OR you could take the approach of Charlie Sheen...'I don't pay them to stay, I pay them to leave' ;).

    The truth is getting laid is one thing, falling head over heels is another....love :eek:. Guess you should figure that one out first, then proceed accordingly. Recreational sex is great but doesn't last long (I don't mean premature ejaculation either). Either way whatever you decide is best for you is the right thing to do!
     
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  7. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #27
    *flat voice* Oh damn my secrets out.

    That is a definate red repable post, buddy..watch yo' self =p
     
    MELLA, Jul 29, 2005 IP
  8. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #28
    I bet Nintendo loves all this attention he gets. We're just fueling his fire. He's probably sitting at home, behind his monitor rubbing his hands together and laughing evilly.

    I think it's amusing to mock him...But in reality I couldn't care less if Nintendo has sex or not.
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #29
    I definitely saw that coming ;)
     
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  10. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #30
    Definately Definitely, potato potatoe
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #31
    Where is Ninno? Don't tell me he left the house, all by himself ... wow
     
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  12. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #32
    I think I remember him saying his daily routine is: get up, computer, eat, computer, eat, walk, computer, computer, computer, sleep.

    So he is either
    A) asleep
    B) Walking (although I think stalking is probably more realistic)
    C) Eating or
    D) On the computer, but not on DP.
     
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  13. T0PS3O

    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #33
    That's like 'On the bog but not doing a number 1 or 2'...
     
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  14. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #34
    Sorry dudes!!!! 'NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.' iz da correct answer!!! Not only that I'm cursed!!! The results of the last three options right now are 666!!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS Mella,

    u r korreck!!!!! YOU are da winner. ur prize is da official title of 'Queen of da Wackos'!!!!! I'm up until about 4-5 AM. Then I crock until 1-2 AM.

    Any one who votes for the first or third option iz on crack!!!!! I'm hopeless, until I turn myself in to a mental institution and get fixed!!!!! And yes, I sleep with two sweet little old dogies!!!!

    *Iz tempted to test that out. (You can't de-rep me yet cause you did that just two days ago, right!!!) :D*

    But, but, but.... I need to show every one WHY I'm a virgin!!! You would never de-rep an innicent sweet little old crack-pot like me right??!! Even if I posted nasty pictures, or talked about farts, like two days ago, right!!! I hate to burst your bubble, but you guys crashed me from 80 to about 50 points two days ago, but I quickly came back and am now at 88 points. Sorry, wackos always win!!! :D

    This message paid for by da National Association for da Advancement of da Mentally Insane. :D:D
     
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    MELLA Peon

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    #35
    Oh dear God, and jesus wept.....

    Please don't talk about me or i'm ringing up my homeboy Mafia Minnie and he'll bust a red in yo' ass.
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #36
    Ppl actually believe in you, Ninno. Even though the amount of votes for option #4 is kinda ... scarry :eek:
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #37
    Grrr!!!! All I do is sleep with two little dogies (Miniture Greyhounds, can I post a picture of them? :D) and watch them break THERE virginity with each other!!!!!! :D:D:D
     
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    #38
    Only if it doesn't have you or anything that comes from you in it :cool:
     
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    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #39
    somethins a little fishy here...
    How did she know this :confused:.
    There must be some truth to this.
     
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    Googles76 Peon

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    #40
    :confused: this must be the dark side of DP *gets out of General Chat*
     
    Googles76, Jul 29, 2005 IP