Bah!!! I'm not talking about real birds!! U all no what I mean!!! Grrrrr!!!!! http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/features/birdsandbees_003842.htm or http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-bir1.htm Bah!! This is driving me NUTS that I have to actually be specific...gah!!!! 11/26/1337 Dear Abby, How do you get excited! Then how do you transfer the mans sperm in to...bah, do I really need to finish this sentence.... er in to.... the future mother!!! Then how do you be a father with out getting divorced!!! How do you keep from being lazy!!!!! (I'm da king of being lazy!!!) What do you do when the kid is naughty!!! How do you raise the kid to go to collage, or be a webmaster, instead of living in the ghetto with gangs and doing drugs!!! And so on. ie, how do you be a father!!!!!! Yours truly, virgin wacko for life. Now, who wants to be Abby!!!! PS: A few warnings before any of you chicks come flying out to Oregon looking for a date. (Or-a-GUN for those of you in Rio Linda.) 1. You want some one you can talk to any time, especially when you are sad or lonley! I'm not the one! I'm anti-social 100%. Think Autism!!!! (Hince the reason I've NEVER asked some one out for a date!! The chicks had to ask me out for say the school Homecoming or Prom dances!! And of course you don't say no to a chick. Ugg, eight dances there... Oh the horror....) 2. You want a guy that can fix something when it breaks!!! Sorry ladies! I'm a lazy bum. Think couch potato that spends his whole life in bed or in front of this iMac. 3. Some of you might want a guy that can cook. I can't even remember when I last cooked something! I eat every thing COLD!!!! 4. I NEVER smoke, or drink beer or wine. 5. You want a strong handsome dude!! At Hot or Not I got a 4.1!!!! I'm a major weakling. 5. I don't drive! 6. I'm a Conservitave. DemocRATS stink, Republicans ROCK!!!! It's tax cuts stupid! (ie I'm a MASSIVE Rush Limbaugh fan, with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair!) Unless you are one of the .00001783% of chicks that can handle all that, cancel that flight, NOW!!!!!
wear a glove to make zee love... stop all this thinking... no wonder you don't wanna try it... just do it... you might LIKE it! ........................... I hear wwhhomes LOVES to cook a nice hot meal... if any of you ladies out there are looking... he'll also listen when you want to talk and probably can fix something too. Oh my, there's no escaping THAT!!
since this threads totally random how do you upload stuff to tthe gallery??!?! it says i have to pic a category, but i can;t!
I've no idea BUT we don't want to see pics of your golden showers or Ricky Martins!! Do you want a smack!?!? You're BIG enough!!