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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. #1
    OK, Ninno. Here you have it :cool: You keep brining it up, so this thread is all yours :) (no images or I will red rep you for each and my rep points count as 7 heh)

    Guys, if you think there is a chance that Ninno will ever get some, vote YES and give him some pointers.
    If NO< simply agree with him.

    Maybe calls for pointers as well and the last one should be left unspoken.
    SEMrush
    Rock on!
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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  2. mopacfan

    mopacfan Peon

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    #2
    Does this include paying for it?
     
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  3. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #3
    lol hmmm maybe that would include option "maybe"?
    Shoulda thought about that one ;)
     
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  4. ResaleBroker

    ResaleBroker Active Member

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    #4
    Try the Bunny Ranch in Reno. It's awesome!.. I mean I hear it's awesome... I mean it's not like I've been there... oh crap did I just incriminate myself? :p
     
    ResaleBroker, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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  5. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #5
    He can get laid. Anyone can, it's not that difficult.

    He just needs to assert himself. If I was his friend I would definitely set him up with a hooker (80's movie-style) and have her pretend like she likes him and stuff. I think once he gets a taste of the promise land he'll be fine.
     
    Crazy_Rob, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Peon

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    I love bunnies. I could just imagine a whole ranch where they could hop and play….Wait I just looked it up. There’s no rabbits. It’s like a used car lot, except with high mileage women.

    I just think Nintendo will end up doing something real gross with something or some guy.
     
    Hodgedup, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Peon

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    #7
    Do you think he'll actually marry her like Christen Slater did in True Romance?
     
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  8. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #8
    Yeah, you're right. He'll probably marry the first broad he bags.
     
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    Hodgedup Peon

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    #9
    Well it might actually be a good idea for him because I mean think about it the next one might not come along for another 30 years.
     
    Hodgedup, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    MELLA Peon

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    #10
    I think he's gonna get fed up of his right hand and take his frustrations out on his poor dogs.
     
    MELLA, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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  11. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #11
    maybe one of them will take revenge and bite his d**k off hah
     
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    #12
    You'll leave with sores. :( I never understood why anyone would go to that place. Mustang Ranch (well the old mustang ranch) is only 20 minutes from where I live and I have heard horror stories of what goes on there.

    I think Nin should stick to the natural way. :)
     
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    ResaleBroker Active Member

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    #13
    Yikes :eek:

    Mustang Ranch? Isn't that the place the Government shut down and instead of putting up a no trespassing sign they put up a sign that said "Beat it"? :p
     
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    #14
    Yep. Thats the one. The owner was stealing millions under the table.

    The ranch has opened back up a few miles down the highway. They even used a helicopter to move the original buildings. I can't remember what the new place is called.
     
    zman, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    mjewel Prominent Member

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    #15
    It might just be too hard for a hardcore-gamer to give up control of his joystick.
     
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    #16
    That could be considered a good excuse.
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #17
    Ninno must be asleep. heh
     
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    #18
    Who thinks nintendo himself will vote for the fourth option?
     
    tom22, Jul 29, 2005 IP
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    #19
    That would be a dang shame :D
     
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    #20
    i don't even want to think about this...gross :eek:
     
    Dreamshop, Jul 29, 2005 IP