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Why The Internet Is Like A Vagina

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by simona, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. #1
    So funny, wanted to share it with you :D

    WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA


    The more people use it the bigger it gets.

    If you play with it too much you can go blind.

    You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!

    Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.

    In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

    It has no conscience and no memory.

    It provides a way to interact with other people.

    If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

    It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

    You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.

    The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.

    If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

    It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

    Some folks have it, some don't.

    Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.

    Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.

    Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

    Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
     
    simona, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    What about the "series of tubes" factor?


    [​IMG]
     
    Kerosene, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  3. EvcRo

    EvcRo Well-Known Member

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    #3
    a lot of imagination!!! Good points of view;)
     
    EvcRo, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  4. immortality

    immortality Peon

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    #4
    The last one was my favorite. Thanks for sharing.
     
    immortality, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  5. raven1975

    raven1975 Peon

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    #5
    I agree the last one is good
     
    raven1975, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  6. carol.prime

    carol.prime Active Member

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    #6
    I need not to argue with you guys. It's true indeed.
     
    carol.prime, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  7. Pinup Girl

    Pinup Girl Well-Known Member

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    #7
    "The more people use it the bigger it gets. "
    oh-my-god
    thats retarded
     
    Pinup Girl, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  8. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #8
    good points,specially the 3rd one.
     
    getjimmy, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  9. Kel

    Kel Well-Known Member

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    #9
    Haha yeah right.

    It just keeps growing and growing and growing :rolleyes:
     
    Kel, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  10. SuperGuru

    SuperGuru Peon

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    #10
    how about "because the better it gets, the more it costs"
     
    SuperGuru, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  11. kaung

    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #11
    that is somewhat true

    to best match, what about a guy living at the place below and using internet extremely? :p
    [​IMG]
     
    kaung, Mar 19, 2008 IP
  12. Bozdemir

    Bozdemir Peon

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    #12
    hehehe nice :)
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #13
    Ha ha this is funny
     
    w3bmaster, Mar 19, 2008 IP
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    dairyman Notable Member

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    #14
    That is a funny picture which is very relevant to the topic discussed. I think you are the storehouse of good and funny pictures :)
    -Dairyman
     
    dairyman, Mar 19, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #15
    I like this picture.Its really funny :D
     
    coderbari, Mar 20, 2008 IP
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    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #16
    haha thanks.
    well i used to collect funny pictures so :D
     
    kaung, Mar 20, 2008 IP
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    MeetHere Notable Member

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    #17
    lol.. very funny article and picture too :D
     
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  18. Teague

    Teague Peon

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    #18
    Nice. I was laughing so hard I almost cried
     
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    Himalayan Active Member

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    #19
    Well explained with logical examples.
     
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    #20

    hi,
    these above 3 facts are more funny and correct.
    thanks
     
    crownrahul, Mar 20, 2008 IP