Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by samtron, Jun 18, 2007.

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    Ans: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day's Tremor and eventually cause the earth's crust to break apart and float into space. This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.
     
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    Not only that. If we pull the pants up too quick at the same time we jump into them we might get whiplashed in the gooleys.....and nobody wants that!!

    Col :)
     
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    If you're sitting on a bed you can pull both legs up at the same time, but it's not easy if you're standing up.. maybe even impossible, that's why we don't put them on two legs at a time :)
     
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    I see. .
    Quite educating. .

    Eli B! *points at Avatar* Burnie!!! thats a funny show .. good old abc kids xD
     
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    How about making one of our room gravity free. Perhaps then we could float in that room and put our pants comfortably.
     
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    Yussir. Corneil & Bernie, great cartoon! :D
     
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    What about buying pants that have a long velcro strip at the front? It would be much easier getting them on and off :D

    Col :)
     
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    I think Jackie Chan could do it.
     
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