Why I Fired My Secretary?

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    Why I Fired My Secretary?


    As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon. Then, Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And there I sat...on the couch..........naked....:D:D:D
     
    jamesparmis, Mar 16, 2008 IP
  2. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #2
    your 3rd post is very funny in DP , col :D
     
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  3. Dallas™

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    #3
    omg lol that is hilarious, how did everyone react?
     
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    leet Notable Member

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    #4
    Hahaha, friggin' hilarious ^^
     
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  5. Marc Fraser

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    #5
    That's a joke that I've heard millions of times; still funny, though!!
     
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    jkrish41 Banned

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    #6
    Hahaha, that is great!! thanks for sharing :)
     
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    hello_welcome Well-Known Member

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    #7
    very nice joke i like it :D
     
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    ha ha ha. hilarious. thanks a lot for posting. lol naked. ;)
     
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #9
    HAhahahahaa.lol
    Its really funny.Thanks a lot for sharing this great joke.I am sure going to share it with my friends :D
     
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    #10
    hahahahha....Thanks man for sharing...lolz damn funny!!!!!:D
     
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    #11
    Hahaha I actually giggled
     
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    #12
    Third post and what a great one, Hope all your posts are as good
     
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    #13
    Nice joke xD

    gonna spread that one ;)
     
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    #14
    ehehehee ! nice one man !
     
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    #15
    very nice. i actually fell for it too:D
     
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    #16
    aahhh i almost felt of my chair :D great joke!
     
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    #17
    very funny i liked it alot :)
    Thanks for share ;)
     
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    #18
    Hahahaha nice one!
     
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    #19
    very nice repped you for it.
     
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    #20
    Nice joke :)
     
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