Why I Fired My Secretary?

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by samtron, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. #1
    Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot
    that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
    pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for
    me.

    She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday."
    I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
    remember."

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I
    started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I
    walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning,
    boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had
    remembered.

    I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
    know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
    birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
    Let's go."
    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we
    went out to the country to a little private place. We had two
    martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the
    office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't
    need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."
    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
    I think I'll go change." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into
    the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big
    birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
    friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

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    And there I sat.. on the couch.. Naked!!:eek:
     
    samtron, Apr 16, 2007 IP
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  2. arpitagarwal82

    arpitagarwal82 Notable Member

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    #2
    Great.. The moment of your life.. Happy B'Day (belated)

    Edit: :eek: I took it seriously. anyways funny stuff.
     
    arpitagarwal82, Apr 16, 2007 IP
  3. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #3
    pssst! it's a joke!! :rolleyes:
     
    timsdd, Apr 16, 2007 IP
  4. sparckyz

    sparckyz Peon

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    #4
    Would be hilarious if it was real! ;)
     
    sparckyz, Apr 16, 2007 IP
  5. talkie

    talkie Active Member

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    #5
    Laughed.... really cool one...
     
    talkie, Apr 16, 2007 IP
  6. lionheart008

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    #6
    That would have been a great moment if it was real, what would you have said to explain yourself :D
     
    lionheart008, Apr 16, 2007 IP
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    That would have been a great moment if it was real, I would have been lost for words. :rolleyes:
     
    lionheart008, Apr 16, 2007 IP
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    M@ko Banned

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    #8
    LOL that is a really funny joke, I wish that was real and someone had the whole thing taped on video!

    Thanks for sharing that fantastic joke with us!
     
    M@ko, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #9
    lol nice joke, havnt heard that before
     
    mitcharr, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    #10
    Ahahahahahaha!

    Great joke, loved the ending! If you've got more like that, please share.
     
    FreakyLime, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    jimkarter Notable Member

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    Ha ha ha!! good one!
     
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    rush123456 Active Member

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    #12
    awesome ... this is one of the coolest jokes i ve heard.
     
    rush123456, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  13. samtron

    samtron Guest

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    Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years.
    After a few laughs and
    drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The
    ones who stayed
    behind
    began to talk about their kids and their successes.
    The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is
    my pride and joy. He
    started working at a very successful company at the
    bottom of the barrel.
    He studied Economics and Business Administration
    soon he was promoted and
    began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the
    General Manager and now he
    is the president of the company. He became so rich
    that he gave his best
    friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his
    birthday.
    The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son
    is also my pride and
    joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a
    traveling agency for a
    very big airline. He went to flight school to
    become a pilot and also
    manage to become a partner in the company where he now
    owns the majority of
    the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best
    friend a brand new jet
    for his birthday.
    The third guy says: Well, well, well
    congratulations!! My son is also my
    pride and joy and he is also very rich. He
    studied in the best
    universities and became an Engineer. He started
    his own construction
    company and became very successful and a
    multimillionaire. He also gave
    away some thing very nice and expensive to his
    best friend for his
    birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially
    for his friend. The
    three friends congratulated each other mutually for
    the successes of
    theirs sons.
    The fourth friend who earlier had gone to
    restroom returned and asked
    What's going on, what are all the congratulations
    for? One of the three
    said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the
    successes of our sons.
    And then he asked, What about your son?
    The fourth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes
    a living dancing as a
    stripper at a nightclub.
    The three friends said: What a shame that must be,
    that is horrible, what
    a disappointment you must feel. The fourth man
    replied: No, I am not
    ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him
    just as well, he is my
    pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you
    know that his birthday
    just passed and the other day he received a beautiful
    30,000 sq ft mansion,
    a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz
    from his three boyfriends?
     
    samtron, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    LOL! Got me!
     
    ecart, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    Aragorn Peon

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    #15
    Man, that was really funny :)
     
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    cheapest Active Member

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    #16
    Both the jokes are great, I was really upset today and it make me feel better.Thank you guys
     
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  17. Liberation

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    #17
    Those are great!
     
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  18. kizza

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    #18
    Both jokes were great, but the second one made me laugh more coz it was way more unexpected!
     
    kizza, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    James12513 Well-Known Member

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    #19
    one word priceless, if it was true :p
     
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    #20
    the 2nd one was really really unexpected! give us more...make me laugh!!!
     
    leila, Apr 17, 2007 IP