Why do Farts smell????

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by triphp123, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. #1
    So why do Farts smell?

    Is it for the benefit of the deaf who cant hear them?
    Is it for the further pleasure of the deliverer?
    Is it for those who didnt hear it and come along after?
    Or...is it just for fun???

    Only you can tell:D
     
    triphp123, Jun 7, 2008 IP
  2. NuLLByTe

    NuLLByTe Active Member

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    They come from our intestines... is normal to smell...
     
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    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    Actually it's not normal. Neither are our stools. It is however common by todays standards.

    The reason it smells is the nitrogen and sulfur compounds that is usually a byproduct of putrefying food in the intestines that is also in an anaerobic environment.
     
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    chtdatweb Well-Known Member

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    lol a fart just wouldn't be a fart without the smell... you would miss if it wernt there LOLOL :D:D
     
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    touchAshley Active Member

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    triphp123 Well-Known Member

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    #6

    Yah! Its no fun if it dosnt.........like no point:D:D
     
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    stormer320 Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Farts smell because they are gas that has been stored up inside of you and then expelled at great force. Fart contains nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide, it is the hydrogen sulfide which makes your farts smell.It is in fact a myth that humans expel methane when farting. Only a small percentage world wide do because of a rare genetic mutation, not at all harmful.
     
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  8. triphp123

    triphp123 Well-Known Member

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    Woh...........too technical!!!:D

    Farts are funny:D The smell just adds to the humour??????????? Or am I wrong?
     
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  9. scubita

    scubita Peon

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    lol

    we got some webmasters relaxing in here don't we? :D

    farts smell cause they're shit.

    Now back to work boys and girls, make some cash while farting.

    :eek:
     
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  10. sawz

    sawz Prominent Member

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    its a warm and friendly smell, and i like to share. :D
     
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    shafty Well-Known Member

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    Ive discovered something interesting about farting......

    I fart like a dog. I fart about 100 times a day. My wife farts maybe once a week and silently.

    Now the interesting bit. My farts are sweet.No smell hardly, almost like a summer breeze against your cheeks

    My wifes fart smells like a rotting dead corpse. It makes the milk in the fridge turn sour. It takes the paint off the walls and makes your eyes water from the horrifying stench.

    So guys, fart more and keep the world fresh
     
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    silent but deadly, those are the best kind... ;)
     
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    Without the deadly combination of thunderous sound and choking smell, a fart is not worth it
    I would rather not fart if I missed this combo :rolleyes:
     
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    chtdatweb Well-Known Member

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    PMSL Halarious :D:D
     
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    Pardon?

    My dog is the best farter in the house loud and proud and can empty a room.
     
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    Just to answer the question....Its because they come out of your A*S
     
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    If they didnt smell, you would have nothing to be proud of. Dont you just love the rotten ones?
     
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    Jake Howard Well-Known Member

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    I've got a story about a fart.

    For those of you that travel on the subway or train, you will apreciate this story.

    I was travelling home on a peak hour train with my girlfriend and the carraige was packed. Now there is an unspoken agreement between commuters. If someone drops their guts, you must attempt to ignore it. You must make no attempt to air your disgust, or comment on the smell. You simply have to sit there and wait for the smell to pass.

    Anyway, travelling home on this train, and someone drops their guts. I thought I could smell something, then my girlfriend turns to me with a horrified look on her face (without talking, because passengers are forbiddon to pass any comments) with that glance, i knew that we were dealing with a fart and all of a sudden the full force of the gas hit mit. There was a bit of a stir amongst passengers, no comments were made, but people beame restless with the smell.

    Apparently the smell was to much to bare for one, and violating the code of silence, and loudly yells out in the silent carraige "Which one of you dirty bastards let that one rip".

    At that point, i couldnt control myself, he had officially broken the code of silence, in a big way. For the next 4 stations, i kept giggling to myself about his comment. I couldnt help giggling, even knowing full well that just about everyone on that train was speculating that I was the farts owner.
     
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  19. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    Good story dude. I am from Sydney and dont know about this code of silence. So it was you that dropped his guts wasn't it? Just admit it.
     
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  20. Jake Howard

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    It is an unspoken code of silence, so that is why you dont know about it, regular train goers are aware of it. Not initially, but once they deal with their first public transport fart, they soon realise the unspoken code of silence.
     
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