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This is bongo typing on behalf of paidhosting(my master) ,i am a trained monkey came here to say that my master is now in hospital going eye surgery. thanks pctec u made my master blind.

Who says "A sense of humor never hurt any one's eyes " is false..

i am off to grab some more bananas he left for me in the fridge.

oga bogaa ogga (for my other monkey brothers).

 

Not true. I laughed once while I was brushing my teeth and got toothpaste in my eyes under the contact lens. As far as I know, that's worse pain than childbirth... or so I've been given to understand.

 

@mins I thought getting soap foams and soap water in eyes was unbearable lol toothpaste in eyes sounds fictional but true, but i am back from hospital and thanks to bongo doctor saved my eyes.

 

It was absolutely true and more painful than I would have thought. To be specific, it was Crest Fresh Minty flavor Whitening Formula with Scope.

 

I am so sorry! I shouldn't be laughing this hard but I just can't help it!

Please tell us more, what made you laugh while brushing your teeth?

 

Ouuch that Crest is painful, i cannot even use it for brushing it kills my mouth and i cannot speak without hurting after using it, for days. I use Colgate easy on eyes and teeth

 

I don't recall for sure (odd that I can remember the brand of toothpaste - the vision of that tube is seared into my retina). But it was almost certainly something said or done by (a) one of my sons; or (b) one of the cats; or (c) the Golden Retriever.

 

Oh my...
Speaking of worse pain ever...
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