Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Teacher To get to the other side. Plato For the greater good. Aristotle It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx It was a historical inevitability. Timothy Leary Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ronald Reagan I forget. Captain James T. Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Andersen Consulting Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Louis Farrakhan The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. Martin Luther King, Jr. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Moses And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Fox Mulder You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it? Richard M. Nixon The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road. Machiavelli The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Jerry Seinfeld Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?" Freud The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual security. Bill Gates I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Oliver Stone The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? Darwin Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads. Einstein Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Buddha Asking the question denies your own chicken nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it. Ernest Hemingway To die. In the rain. Colonel Saunders I missed one?
lol thanks for Share it Bohol. no one talk about a Rooster involved in that matter! guess a quote from Taliban neglected!
Ghandi Because the chicken was ready to get killed so other chicken could be free. Quaddafi The chicken represents Switzerland. A better Switzerland aware of needing to be seperated into 4 parts. Muhammed Catch the chicken before it makes it across and hang the rope from the highest building. Jesus Forgive the chicken, it doesn't know what it's doing.
Dick Cheney Where's my gun? Shawn Hogan I personally don't give a rats ass about what the chicken did Hugo Chavez The chicken is fasict Juan Carlos ¿Por qué no te callas? FlyOn It's all the fault of the jews wmghori Because Jews control all the worlds transport system Bill Clinton I did not have sexual relationship with that chicken
atvking The chicken is running from evil American baby killer soldiers. Obamanation The Chicken is a traitor for leaving its lot behind in misery to save own ass. Blogmaster It's all part of the big conspiracy to establish a totalitarian government in the world.
Obama The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! Neil Armstrong One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry. Bush We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. Rebecca Hi Chicken! Tiger Woods Because it couldn't drive a car for 5 meters. English Footballer John Terry was parked outside its nest
More: AlexisPetrov Lets invite the chicken to a smoking and beer session and talk about it. Revelations-Decoder Descendent of Joseph - Asenath and Manasseh saying that he doesn't know Sawz There's no need to comment, but since its a low chicken at the bottom of the totem pole people might feel the need to comment.
LOL. Helvetii: The chicken is free to cross the road anytime he feels like it -- it's his right as a chicken. If you're offended by it, that's just too f'ing bad. P*ssy. The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr.
Rebecca! lol guess they will say: have to find out this chicken done it with her husband permission or not. just one reason could justify this action without her man allow and that is if she wanted to set a road bomb!
You're funny. This is a little off track, but I thought this was cute. Here's a picture of a cat dressed up like a chicken:
Absolutely. But, cat niqab/burqa attire is so hard to find! Trust me, I've looked everywhere!! You can find cats and dog sweaters, coats, dresses, but NO niqabs. Cat and dog niqabs are virtually an untapped market for some enterprising individual! Ha Ha --Just kidding, that would be mean to make a cat wear a niqab. Not that the chicken outfit is so great, but still (they probably just put it on real quick, just for the picture, and took it back off immediately after)... LOL Cat: Y TEH CHKN CROS TEH ROAD? CUZ I CHASD HIM 2 TEH OTHR SIDE. LULZ.