Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

    Teacher
    To get to the other side.

    Plato
    For the greater good.

    Aristotle
    It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    Karl Marx
    It was a historical inevitability.

    Timothy Leary
    Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

    Saddam Hussein
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

    Ronald Reagan
    I forget.

    Captain James T. Kirk
    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    Andersen Consulting
    Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

    Louis Farrakhan
    The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

    Martin Luther King, Jr.
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    Moses
    And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

    Fox Mulder
    You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it?

    Richard M. Nixon
    The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road.

    Machiavelli
    The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    Jerry Seinfeld
    Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?"

    Freud
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual security.

    Bill Gates
    I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

    Oliver Stone
    The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?

    Darwin
    Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.

    Einstein
    Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    Buddha
    Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.

    Ernest Hemingway
    To die. In the rain.

    Colonel Saunders
    I missed one?
     
    Bohol, May 18, 2010 IP
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    babak44 Active Member

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    lol thanks for Share it Bohol.

    no one talk about a Rooster involved in that matter! guess a quote from Taliban neglected!
     
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    Ghandi
    Because the chicken was ready to get killed so other chicken could be free.

    Quaddafi
    The chicken represents Switzerland. A better Switzerland aware of needing to be seperated into 4 parts.

    Muhammed
    Catch the chicken before it makes it across and hang the rope from the highest building.

    Jesus
    Forgive the chicken, it doesn't know what it's doing.
     
    Blogmaster, May 19, 2010 IP
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    Dick Cheney
    Where's my gun?

    Shawn Hogan
    I personally don't give a rats ass about what the chicken did

    Hugo Chavez
    The chicken is fasict

    Juan Carlos
    ¿Por qué no te callas?

    FlyOn
    It's all the fault of the jews ;)

    wmghori
    Because Jews control all the worlds transport system

    Bill Clinton
    I did not have sexual relationship with that chicken
     
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    ROFL. Very good Helvetti.
     
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    wow Helvetii you! lol
     
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    atvking
    The chicken is running from evil American baby killer soldiers.

    Obamanation
    The Chicken is a traitor for leaving its lot behind in misery to save own ass.

    Blogmaster
    It's all part of the big conspiracy to establish a totalitarian government in the world.

    ;) ;) ;) ;)
     
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    Helvetii
    If the chicken didn't listen to religious leaders, it would have been fine where it was. ;)
     
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    Obama
    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    Neil Armstrong
    One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.

    Bush
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    Rebecca
    Hi Chicken! :)

    Tiger Woods
    Because it couldn't drive a car for 5 meters.

    English Footballer
    John Terry was parked outside its nest
     
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    cool bohol , nice sharing....
     
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    More:

    AlexisPetrov
    Lets invite the chicken to a smoking and beer session and talk about it.

    Revelations-Decoder
    Descendent of Joseph - Asenath and Manasseh saying that he doesn't know ;)

    Sawz
    There's no need to comment, but since its a low chicken at the bottom of the totem pole people might feel the need to comment.
     
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    LOL. :)

    Helvetii:
    The chicken is free to cross the road anytime he feels like it -- it's his right as a chicken. If you're offended by it, that's just too f'ing bad. P*ssy.


    The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr.
     
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    Chuck Norris
    If that chicken walks on my side of the road, I will roundhouse kick it in the face.
     
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    Moses
    You have 40 years to break my record.
     
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    Rebecca! lol
    guess they will say: have to find out this chicken done it with her husband permission or not. just one reason could justify this action without her man allow and that is if she wanted to set a road bomb!
     
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    You're funny. :)


    This is a little off track, but I thought this was cute. Here's a picture of a cat dressed up like a chicken:

    [​IMG]
     
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    lol, suggest that cat wear niqab too for better disguise if doesn't live in France.
     
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    Absolutely. But, cat niqab/burqa attire is so hard to find! Trust me, I've looked everywhere!! You can find cats and dog sweaters, coats, dresses, but NO niqabs. Cat and dog niqabs are virtually an untapped market for some enterprising individual!

    Ha Ha --Just kidding, that would be mean to make a cat wear a niqab. Not that the chicken outfit is so great, but still (they probably just put it on real quick, just for the picture, and took it back off immediately after)...:)

    LOL Cat:

    Y TEH CHKN CROS TEH ROAD?

    CUZ I CHASD HIM 2 TEH OTHR SIDE. LULZ.
     
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    yeah just your men wear Nigab like Zorro!
     
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    This might be Zorro, but then again, it's really hard to tell!... :)

    [​IMG]
     
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