Why did the chicken cross the road?

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No, this isn't to find any answers. Came across this recently and since most of the people in this will probably be known and understood by people in P&R, thought this would better fit in here than elsewhere.

Still missing Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, John McCain and Obama though, if anyone has ideas, feel free ........

[in]Famous persons answer the eternal question

Louis Farrakhan
The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was great rejoicing

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.

Sigmund Freud
â€œThe fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.â€

Jerry Falwell
â€œBecause the chicken was gay! Isnâ€™t it obvious? Canâ€™t you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the â€˜other side.â€™ Thatâ€™s what â€˜theyâ€™ call it -- the â€˜other side.â€™
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like â€˜the other side.â€™
That chicken should not be free to cross the road. Itâ€™s plain and simple as that.â€

L.A. Police Department
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, = I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx
It was an historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies the motive.

Bill Gates
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton
â€œI did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What do you mean by â€˜chicken?â€™
Could you define â€œchickenâ€ please.â€

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the
chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will
defend to the death its right to do it.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had
been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?
How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Colonel Sanders
I missed one?

Senator Lieberman
â€œI believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.â€

Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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