The chicken has to at least try or he will be stuck on one side of the road forever. if the chicken doesn't cross the road and doesn't take a risk and just sits there one one side of the road useless as shit than what is his life worth anyways, he might as well get run over by a car for just sitting there and doing nothing with his life. The chicken should be rewarded for trying to corss the road because the second he does it his life changes and his life is also worth somthing. So think of it...eather the chicken crosses the road and risks his life or he sits on one site and has a useless life anyways. So it cross the road or die but you may also die in the process of trying to cross the road but you'll never know if you never try and if you get hit by a car while crossing the road....its better than being a lazy old hen on the crappy side of the road. SEE everyone, life is like two ditches, one crappy one and one good one and you have to make the move to risk every thing to get to the good side of life or just stay on one side and be a sloutch and never have a life because you never made the attempt to take a risk for somthing to give your life meaning. So when you wake up tomorow morning say this "Holy Mustered gas.....I'm a chicken.....Life is a road.....I'm going to cross the road while I still have a chance and while there is not to much traffic". because once there is to much traffic its almost imposible to cross a road....you know how slow chickens are at crossing a road? right? so cross it before rush hour or before more cars drive the roads preventing chickens from crossing. Thanks for your time everyone..You can buy my e-book for only $37.777 titled Cross the Freakin road you dumb Chicken. Thanks Good night and I will ponder this in my upcoming dreams
The chicken crossed the road to fetch a pale of water. He then jumped in the pale and had a bath. Someone then lit a fire under the pale and threw some vegetables in and a pinch of salt. A nice chicken broth resulted in a meal for many passers by. Thus endeth the life of the road crossing chicken.
Yeah, like maybe chickens don't like the tar smell from the road. Or if there was wet tar, the chicken would have tared and feathered himself plus he would get the juices knocked out of him from getting hit by a vehicle.