What The Experts Had To Say... Kindergarten teacher: Because it wanted to get to the other side. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Ronald Reagan: I forget. Arthur Andersen (consultant): Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people,processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Computer Programmer: In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? Bill Clinton: I've had so many chicks, I can't remember... so what's your answer?
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side. PLATO For the greater good. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross roads . KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. BILL GATES The newly released Chicken 2007, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. DARWIN Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. GEORGE BUSH We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. AHARUDDIN I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.... George FERNANDES Deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!! MULAYAM I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned ARJUN SINGH Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads. Abdul KALAM Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me .... ADVANI I see Pakistani hand in this ... Vatal NAGARAJ No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!. Bal THACKERAY Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road. JAYALALITHA From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA. Amitabh BACHAN The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure... Venkaiah NAIDU "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue" H.S.SURJEET We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. Maneka GANDHI Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens... SALMAN Khan I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)
I like the Bill Gates one. The newly released Chicken 2007, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
it is such a chickened world. Here is another one: Steve Jobs We will be releasing Mac OS X Chicken soon, which will run only on Intel Macs, so it will be the only OS you will ever need.
Bill Cosby 's Answer: Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops!
Homer's answer: Coz there was lotsa beer on the other side Stewie's answer: Coz his mum was flossing and farting at the same time on this side of the road...
My little brother (5) answered: To get to the other side. I say: It wanted to commit suicide by jumping in front of a car.